“Cousins shouldn’t bread.”

You guys, I have been VERY impressed with the cunt puns lately! Well done, all.

Hey guys - is there any room to fit “collection of menstruating waterheads” under the banner on the Jez main page? It would be a shame to lose such a quality clap-back to the ether.

“You are proof that cousins shouldn’t bread” sounds like a BirdsRightsActivist quote.

THAT’S NOT TRUE, YOU MEAN LYING LIAR.

Ah, America. We really are the greatest country in the world — at being crazy, racist, misogynistic and obsessed with all-caps rants.

I am so frustrated and confused by the lack of security in the Westworld labs. But I also like Radiohead, so it’s all a toss-up.

Exactly. I divorced a man that I found out had been going on Craigslist having sex with strangers—both men and women—for our entire marriage. I had no idea at all. Not even an inkling. I definitely didn’t know he was bisexual, and I didn’t know he was cheating on me. I told someone about it once and they refused to…

From my coworker Jordan Sargent:

Just before the final out, my 95 year old grampa, veteran of two wars, cancer survivor, and long-suffering cubs fan, pulled me aside and, with a tear forming in his steel grey eyes, said, “The blacks ruined this neighborhood and your sister dresses like a whore.” This was for him.

I hope the school administrators, the bullies, and the bullies’ parents live with this guilt until their dying days. Kids think this behavior is ok because someone models it for them.

The bullying element has grown SO much now that kids have technology at their fingertips 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Used to you could go home and be safe from hate, but not anymore. Bullying (combined with mental health issues) is what landed my daughter in a psychiatric hospital last month with suicidal thoughts.…

Take home. Bring friends. Enjoy show.

On the other hand, it would be so helpful to all of us if rapey guys advertised their rapiness this clearly.

Also, don’t reply to me with trolly things like saying American Indians massacred tons of people.

...did I miss something? Who are Mathews, Scannell, and Field?

No, the suburban housewives are still waiting in line at Starbucks for their coffees for some reason

Working at a support desk for a web based company has been...interesting...this morning.

“Yes, we know. Technically the site isn’t down, you just can’t get there. Someone is down between you and us. No, we can’t fix it. No, we don’t know when it will be fixed. Sure, it could be the Russians, I guess. Or the Chinese,…

I only use one website with “hub” in its name and it is running just fine.