I thought he was a waste of a first round pick.

That album is fucking great. Thank you for that unofficial Deadspin Up All Night submission.

All of Seattle will sleep well tonight. #sonicgate

This can’t be said enough: the Thunder as a franchise will never deserve a title because of how dirty they did Seattle. It is a rare delight to watch them have squandered the prime of Kevin Durant to no avail, to watch them fumble through this year’s playoffs trying to force the ball to Westbrook, and to get so close…

When Golden State gets three wins in a series, it’s over. Shut it down.

Damn. The thought of the chant made me literally get goosebumps. Literally literally.

Poor kid, no father to prevent him from becoming a full-kit wanker.

As a long-suffering M’s fan, I look forward every spring to another 84-78 season to be filled with disappointment and the odd All-Star performance. Seeing Paxton ring up a 14-11 record with a 2.38 ERA is going to be an absolute delight!

It blows my mind that the NBA has a team in Oklahoma and not in Seattle.

Apparently, based on the color scheme, the Timberwolves are also moving to Seattle.

An opinionated, Stanford-educated black man playing in Green Bay would go over with that fanbase about as well as salads, cardio workouts and a realistic understanding of corporate ownership structure.

Pulisic is the fucking truth. His assist on Dempsey’s first was unbelievable.

The Coach was on the floor and didn’t get his team ready to play he blew the game

Northwestern was penalized because their whiny coach had to throw a tantrum despite knowing he’d get T’ed up.

Next time, he could just take a deep breath and continue to trust that his team could continue with their comeback in light of a bad missed call.

I think it’s ridiculous you have Pulisic getting a hat trick in each leg. Please be more realistic about this kid.

*Speaking in a feigned British accent*: Actually, the proper term is sacked. Bob Bradley was sacked by-*gets murdered, deserves it*

In the last paragraph, Washington needs the Bucs and Packers to lose, not the Bucs and Panthers.

Nice catch, blanco niño