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The Mariners: We Can’t Have Nice Things!

That conversation at baggage claim must have been the saddest question about rabbits since Lenny asked George.

Good.

Not gonna lie, this headline gave me a partial.

Yet another reason why Popovich isn’t into Trump.

Based in my experience where I live:

Wife: Hey honey, did you and your pet rat have fun?

So you’ve read up enough to know that remodeling Key Arena after its 1995 reconstruction would have been the third publicly financed arena rebuild in ten years, and to know that the Sonics had on average 1000 empty seats per game in the 2000s, but you somehow think Seattle will “pay more” for a new arena to get them

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975, dir. Gilliam, Jones)

If you think the “chances to keep them” were negotiated in good faith by Bennett and McLendon then I have a bridge to sell you.

I can’t imagine what the difference is between a city without a pro sports team hungry for basketball and a city with a depressing team whose ownership has sold all of its popular stars while doing their best to reenact Major League! For I, too, do not recognize nor understand context! Now, check out my political

+1 will die in hot pursuit in fiery auto crashes

The two renovations presented would basically gut the Key and make a new arena, though. They would each cost as much as one built from the ground up. One even involves digging fifteen feet farther down while somehow keeping the roof intact.

And yet and yet and yet...

Kanye: How could it be Moe Harkless?

I saw a Bolt on the road the other day (on Rt 29 near Charlottesville VA)! Nearly got whiplash from the double take I did. I didn’t even know those were out yet! So perhaps their low sales can be attributed in part to poor marketing—not that I’d know, since Smug Chevy Guy has caused me to instantly mute that company’s

I’ve seen several in the DC area. This place is a good market for them, high median incomes across the board in NoVa but not at tech billionaire levels. Saw lots of Maseratis right away after the Ghibli came out, and I see Genesis sedans at a clip somewhat below that. Still see more of them than the new Alfas though.

Absolutely unbelievable. You expect me to accept this story?

And the Mariners do essentially the same thing! Guess that’s just the theme of the day.