It’s possible, new species are discovered every time they go down to extreme depths.

Five years from now, car guys are going to be laughing at the old days when people still wanted clutch pedal and gear lever manuals over a far better double clutch system.

“I can’t stand these modern cars that start THEMSELVES! In my day, you had to get out and crank it yourself! It felt way more in touch with the…

Yet somehow we survived a hundred years with knobs and dials and buttons controlling things.

Pure genius. The Democrats go and blame white women for Hillary’s loss, but Trump is the racist misogynist.

How do you start your vehicle and get onto a highway without turning the wheel more than 15 degrees?

You would think that that when you tell people they’re going to have to start paying money for something, HOW MUCH MONEY would be a slightly important detail, no?

The S10 Blazer I had was the objectively worst vehicle I’ve ever owned. The engine was bad, trans was bad, the seats were uncomfortable, rear seats didn’t fold flat, felt like it was going to flip over if you took corners at double digit speeds, fuel economy was laughable for a small SUV, all the gaugues lagged to a…

And the 4.3 is harsh as hell and returns V8 fuel economy.

I thought this thing was underwhelming compared to the Aventador and the Gallardo it was replacing, but now to me it looks amazing and the Gallardo looks a bit dated.

Funny how far “German engineering” has fallen.

By “men” they mean “people with penises,”

Well yeah, because that’s what “men” means.

Somehow a carbureted V8 with Swarovski crystals glued on to it strikes me like a 2002 Firebord with a Louis Vuitton interior. There’s nothing wrong with the former, there’s nothing wrong with the latter, but the two combined are just... awkward.

An FPS using a Ford GT with guns? I’d nearly buy an XBox for that.

What body kit is on that Mustang?

“My car isn’t worth a three grand repair, so I want something new that will cost me that much in the first eight months alone.”

You want a new vehicle because you want a new vehicle, don’t go trying to pretend that you’re making a financially intelligent choice here.

And puts a cap on how many people can have cars. Sorry Paco, your car is too unsafe. Walk to work.

It is indeed funny how an actual creep gets a pass when somebody who talks about being a creep gets cruficied.

The same court also found CarMax to cause cancer in the state of California.

I would always get Super Nintendo games for my Sega Genesis, but that was just so my mom could take it back and go return it and not have to actually get me a Christmas present.

A quart per thousand miles is hilarious. If an engine can’t make it from one oil change to the next without having to be topped off with oil, it’s burning too much.