You have to be anti-sarcasm but pro-negativity and cynicism. I'm guessing because he has trouble getting sarcasm, like if you were like "This is a great list! You seem like a really cool guy!" he'd go, "Thank you for noticing, but you sound a little bit too positive for my tastes. Exclamation points are a total…

Pretty sure an updated version of this list would include "You read Jezebel."

It's interesting that this list includes "You consider yourself a happy person." Doesn't that just say it all?

I agree. There is a major class component here. This lady is doing this because she can't afford child care, not because she is stupid. It's not the same thing as playing outside with your friends all summer long, with your mom at home ready to make a sandwich for you. This headline should have read Minimum Wage…

Okay, so, it's kind of ridiculous to arrest the mom, but it is NOT okay to leave a nine-year-old alone for hours without supervision.

I won "Best Tasting Cookie" in a bake-off here in my home town in 1995 :) Salted butter with a mixture of dark and semi-sweet chips and Mexican vanilla are all crucial.

YES. And thank you. You just explained to me why I hate this adjective, as applied to women, so very much.

I was also getting an icky feeling from his usage of that word, and you hit the nail on the head. I think it can also be a very stigmatizing, victim-blaming word. In the context it's being used, here, there's a very condescending tone to it, as well.

Using that word to describe her (especially in the context of a sexual relationship) certainly says a lot more about him than it does of her. I would suggest that the grown man who spends his freetime trying to seduce teenagers might be just as, if not more, broken that LL. But whatever, Franco, keep doin' you.

"She is damaged."

Right. What girl doesn't want to grow up to be a rape victim, and the envy of all her friends?

And this is why you don't have dried up old toads write about sexual behavior on today's college campuses—he has no fucking clue what he's talking about. Yet, strangely, it simply doesn't stop these guys.

I'm calling straight up bullshit on your understanding of what click-bait actually is.