He’d make a durn good senator tho...

pass.

I adore Beto--don’t think he’s ready to be president yet, but he will be one day—-and he was spot on right there!

Was he cute?

If you were my friend and you told me that?

I met a queerpunk art freak dude at the Ramrod in Boston back in the 90’s. His name was Luther. Red flag right there.

I am really scared to read these comments because what if I recognize my old single apartment?

OoOooOoo... I experienced the trifecta. I went home with a man who had 
1. a GIANT acrylic painting of Bob Dylan hanging above his couch that he had painted himself
2. only had AXE body wash products in his bathroom (this was early 2000s when it still smelled like gasoline and teenage angst)
...yet I persisted (*shrug*…

It took me a minute to catch it. For those who are too young or unaware, here’s a good primer:

You’re not the only really old person here. I’m so old that I had to look up what the other song was, even though I know and like it as well.

Orlando Bloom was RIGHT THERE!

Never a tsunami when ya need one, amirite?

It will never cease to amaze me how totally out of touch rich people are. Of course they flew a bunch of private jets to a bunch of private yachts. This is OBVIOUSLY how one fights climate change For reelz! Cue Coldplay song!!

Just thank you for random Jeff Goldblum. 

Christina Aguilera was seen drinking and “packing on the pounds” during a Lake Como vacation

Suri’s not really his daughter — she’s just a spiritual being in his daughter’s body.”

Looking forward to the Irish Spring and Old Spice
merchandising tie-ins come Oscar time.

I have never seen GoT or Stargate but I’m a big fan of his work on Drunk History.

Everyone one was jumping on the Jason Momoa train after he played Khal Drogo, but where were you when he was on Stargate Atlantis? Huh? Where were you?

Would you like some photos of Colin Farrell shirtless?