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This is some pathetic victim blaming.

Yes. It’s more pretentious.

Why only have deep hatred for that part when you can have it for the entire thing?

Oh man, his delivery is PERFECTION. I am 100% on board with this.

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Titus Burgess all the way. Frankly I would watch him do most anything, especially if he’s singing. Sometimes when I need a pickup, I watch him Lemonade and I feel a bit better about the world.

100% agreed. Lizzo, Tituss Burgess, or a drag queen (I’m not really a Drag Race fan so I’m not sure who would be best) are the only real options here. Can McCarthy even sing? And she’s funny in the wrong way - Ursula is dark and campy... I just don’t buy it, as much as I love McCarthy generally.

Fair, but Ursula was based on Divine, and honestly I’d say that only someone like Tituss Burgess or similar is going to have the right “energy” for the role. Melissa McCarthy isn’t a bad actor or comedian, but the roles I’ve seen her in are a little too straight-laced for me to think she’ll pull this one off. Even her

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Maybe she wouldn’t need to slow boil honey tea for vocal efficiency if she didn’t scream for 20-25 minutes a day.

“experimental surgery” that removed blue light from her vision capabilities

For a second, I thought that was John Mulaney. In which case, yes, I would love to see John Mulaney play Elvis. 

However she was attacked for playing a Caucasian person in Ghost in the Shell. She wasn’t playing an Asian, she was playing a Robot designed to look Caucasian for reasons integral to the plot. And people attacked her for not giving this role of a Caucasian Robot to an Asian person to play. It has gotten silly for

I always thought that 528 was the Pompitous of Love.

Normally I’m not a huge fan of selling/publicizing people’s private communications for personal gain (see: Cobain’s suicide note), but I read that letter a few weeks ago and was so impressed by how well Pac explained himself and his perspective on race to an obviously very clueless Madge. You could tell that he put

I so would! I would if he were wearing any type of suit. Sloth suit...polar bear suit...birthday suit...(heeeey-oh!)

For me being in a lioness suit would be more empowering than any lingerie, but then again I am known among my social circles to be, “a real fucking weirdo.”

11.) When Criss Angel told us he’s from Long Island. My boyfriend is from Long Island. Is Criss Angel my boyfriend?

Omitting Christine Taylor’s genius-level portrayal of Marcia Brady in the Brady Movies from her list of accomplishments?!

Donald Glover consistently shows up on these other men on the red carpet and I don’t think he gets enough credit for it. I don’t know if it’s because his aesthetic leans more 70s (so it’s less flashy than the brocade, metallic stuff that some men edge into when trying to be different) or what, but he always absolutely