The first time I read King Dork, I had to stop and put the book down because I was laughing so hard at the battle of the bands scene. I'll definitely have to get my hands on this one after I (presumably) make it through this god damn semester.

I'm only four years older than you, so that just makes me depressed that I'm haven't finished undergrad.

Go back to Machester, ya fuckhead!

There's also Little Mix from the UK, I haven't heard too much of their stuff but they can definitely sing.

Actually, PT Barnum could've tweeted that as is with almost 60 characters left over for hashtags.

That wild hope got me so excited I stood up and jumped up and down a few times.
(I watch alone)

I watched the episode with my extended family. We were all together because my grandpa died on Friday, and the adult diaper sketch provided a big cathartic laugh for us, as in recent months his favorite conversation topic had become the status of his bowel movements. Unexpectedly poignant for a sketch about old people…

I liked that line, because it seemed at that point like they might go more into how pathetic and childish (to put it mildly) it is for a teacher to have sex with a teenage student. Unlike Perkins, I did find the sketch objectionable. Depicting statutory rape as not being a big deal if it involves an adult woman and…

I think that's standard journalistic practice, and I always notice it and get a little wierded out. It goes both ways, too, British publications change "mom" to "mum." I understand changing something that really means something else in another dialect, like switching between "trunk" and "boot" for the back of a car,…

We can embed gifs now? Golly. Good one to find out with.

degraded man, sketch writer man

Lamb is the book of his I've read, but I absolutely love it.

Did you forget that it's already been turned into a musical?

I read the book right before seeing the movie, which I know deep down is a bad idea but can't seem to stop myself from doing. On one hand, I really loved the book, and I think I'm glad to have gone into it fresh, but I also think that by being able to follow the plot of the movie I was missing a key part of the…

I have all the separate seasons, so while I'd enjoy the tote bag I have no reason to spend the money. Although, I was missing disc 3 of season 3 for a number of years and last year my best friend replaced the missing disc for my birthday, which was an awesome gift.

I mean we NEVER pee on it!

"Hold your horses! Hold on to them, Annie Oakely!"

That sounds unsanitary on both counts.

I can relate to Abbi in so many ways, but in my relationship with my best friend I'm unequivocally the Ilana.

There's something about a smash cut in the middle of someone yelling that never stops being hilarious to me.