Hey, check out this crazy Elvis guy!

I feel like the "Hear This" and "Watch This" sections could easily be opened to reader submissions. Would anyone else be into that, or do you think the point is that the recommendations are coming from the trusted tastemakers of the A.V. Club?

Higgins is an inferior brand of ink. Shoulda gone with Speedball, though I guess that might have unwanted connotations.

Why do you like this emotional music, Carlos?

Sometime in 2007 I was channel surfing in the wee hours and came across this movie. What a fuckin' weird little gem.

What I'm taking from this is that Sam Rockwell will definitely be clogging in this film. If that's not true I never want to hear about it.

Sold.

Todd brought Jesse my two favorite Ben and Jerry's flavors! Good instincts, Todd. You horrible little freak.

That's when you go with Alison by the Pixies.

Gesundheit.

Agreed. Seeing his mom actually attack his dad with a knife was what finally convinced him that all those awful things she said about Walt were true.

Wow, you guys sure told me! I'll just go beat my head against a wall until the great time I had is erased from my memory forever.

Because I enjoy their music. Weird, right? Can you believe taste is subjective??

I was there. It was awesome.

Thank you. You've just made me very happy.

Yeah, I heard about that. It was neck and neck and then @avclub-52ed1f89cb6f846e8efba0e4eacf9c27:disqus skipped lunch.

Alternate birthday songs: http://www.youtube.com/watc…
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My first favorite was Mr. Richard Smoker. My current is probably…Even If You Don't? Fuck, this is hard.

I kind of want to watch this just to see Gina Torres tower over Chris Rock.

My boyfriend has horrible vision and can't read subtitles at all unless he's sitting close to a big screen tv, which isn't too bad since it's easy for him to avoid foreign-language films. TV shows are another story, though. I've spent so much time reading subtitled dialogue from Breaking Bad and Game of Thrones to him…