If you upgrade to a Silicone Tom Cruise, you can just stick it in the upper rack of your dishwasher.

If you upgrade to a Silicone Tom Cruise, you can just stick it in the upper rack of your dishwasher.

I'm still eagerly awaiting the Maysles' Fall Out Boy documentary.

I'm still eagerly awaiting the Maysles' Fall Out Boy documentary.

If I call you crazy for putting Niall anywhere but at number five (I would have said on the bottom, but I'm not going to go there), are we going to end up with chunks of scalp scattered around this here comment section?

If I call you crazy for putting Niall anywhere but at number five (I would have said on the bottom, but I'm not going to go there), are we going to end up with chunks of scalp scattered around this here comment section?

Where do you get this stuff, @avclub-380d43c0c4a3888641d86c7ab30f989b:disqus ?? I never see you read!

Where do you get this stuff, @avclub-380d43c0c4a3888641d86c7ab30f989b:disqus ?? I never see you read!

@avclub-e129a878f7b0e5aa9ac09e0282f64ea6:disqus My sister and I were constantly watching Fantasia on VHS like little nerds, and I had to fast forward the lava scene until I was like 8.

@avclub-e129a878f7b0e5aa9ac09e0282f64ea6:disqus My sister and I were constantly watching Fantasia on VHS like little nerds, and I had to fast forward the lava scene until I was like 8.

@WrongSirWrong:disqus , I said this in an earlier comment, but I watched that scene while sitting between my mom and my girlfriend. Do I win the embarrassment?

@WrongSirWrong:disqus , I said this in an earlier comment, but I watched that scene while sitting between my mom and my girlfriend. Do I win the embarrassment?

I've watched every episode with Game of Thrones with my mom. Somehow I don't find this awkward if we're alone, but while the first season was on I was dating a girl (context: I am a lady) and invariably, the only episodes my girlfriend  happened to watch with us were the 2 or 3 with girl-on-girl scenes in them.…

I've watched every episode with Game of Thrones with my mom. Somehow I don't find this awkward if we're alone, but while the first season was on I was dating a girl (context: I am a lady) and invariably, the only episodes my girlfriend  happened to watch with us were the 2 or 3 with girl-on-girl scenes in them.…

I've been hearing Jason's voice in my head as I read all your comments. Thank you.

I've been hearing Jason's voice in my head as I read all your comments. Thank you.

@avclub-60dd44fc5944d2c8eb5bc7b7b9a3a70d:disqus , I've weirded out several friends after recommending American Psycho to them by selling it as "totally hilarious."

@avclub-60dd44fc5944d2c8eb5bc7b7b9a3a70d:disqus , I've weirded out several friends after recommending American Psycho to them by selling it as "totally hilarious."

I saw a high school production of Cripple of Inishman when I was about 10. My brother played Babbybobby.

I saw a high school production of Cripple of Inishman when I was about 10. My brother played Babbybobby.