And….so…the dragon has been slain
and now King Arthur and Robin Hood must decide
if they still want to do what they were going to do
and FIGHT TO THE DEATH

I've been told that I'm now only allowed to do that on my own birthday.

I've been told that I'm now only allowed to do that on my own birthday.

POC stands for person or people of color, and refers to anyone who's not white.

POC stands for person or people of color, and refers to anyone who's not white.

This is a little late, but I graduated from high school in the south suburbs of Chicago in 2007 and went to a huge school with a diverse population, so my experience might be relevant. At my school, race definitely played a major role in who you hung out with if you were black or white, those populations being roughly…

This is a little late, but I graduated from high school in the south suburbs of Chicago in 2007 and went to a huge school with a diverse population, so my experience might be relevant. At my school, race definitely played a major role in who you hung out with if you were black or white, those populations being roughly…

Liked just for mentioning Mystery Jets.

Liked just for mentioning Mystery Jets.

"I Met You" by the Proclaimers. I was so caught up on my third consecutive listen on the expressway this past Monday that I got a fucking $140 speeding ticket. Fuck. I still love it, though.

"I Met You" by the Proclaimers. I was so caught up on my third consecutive listen on the expressway this past Monday that I got a fucking $140 speeding ticket. Fuck. I still love it, though.

Because that's so much cheaper than seeing a movie.

Because that's so much cheaper than seeing a movie.

If the HBO show with Woody Harrelson is a reality show about their lives as bros, I'm in.

If the HBO show with Woody Harrelson is a reality show about their lives as bros, I'm in.

WRIGLEYCEST IS WRONG

WRIGLEYCEST IS WRONG

I have dreams where I crash my mom's car and then run away. Also, giant praying mantises.

I have dreams where I crash my mom's car and then run away. Also, giant praying mantises.

Obligatory "Jai-alai?"