Too bad my band is no longer called
The Elusive Necrothief Sapphire Pony Robs the Grave of Wildflower Zeus and Springs the Magical Freedom Trap

@Good Point: or you could just get there in one step, since LaBeouf is actually french for "beef." But it's your life.

Exactly.

…and Archer is now a returning show, not a new show. That's exactly what cbonet was saying.

Now I've got all this blame and nowhere to lay it…
Unless I just blame the entire American viewing public. Excuse me while I go spit in the face of everybody I meet. If they turn out to not own a tv/not have cable/not have the internet/be Terriers fans (unlikely), I will apologize. Otherwise, more saliva missiles.

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are…oh. Never mind.

I like your moxie, but will it really be effective to send them perishable foodstuffs? I say we go with my plan. Sandy dildos.

So, what's the plan to convince FX to bring back Beach Dicks?
We're gonna send them a ton of sandy dildos, right?