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Except there’s 10 and we wrote about the 3 best and 3 worst.

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Scrolling down to the bottom of an article about a “fucking stupid” phenomenon you don’t watch to comment probably proves you don’t do much with your time anyways.

ACTUALLY, she returned as a wight, not a white walker *pushes up glasses and snivels off to be pedantic in another comment thread*

Do you guys need a trigger warning or something? How can I make you feel safe again?

I agree with you completely that sending kids to Guantanamo Bay would be gratuitous and unnecessary but here we are

What is dead may never die, eh?

Oh yah, winter’s coming, dontchaknow. Heckuva deal for us white walkers.

I kind of wish he had a super heavy Minnesotan accent, and I also kind of wish when he killed Theon he would have looked right at the camera and had asked: “Cold enough for ya?”.

“White Walkers HATE her! This one neat dagger trick will end the Long Night”

The Night King doesn’t feel like a villain.  He’s more like a natural disaster, or Godzilla.  I like that he didn’t start explaining himself in a pleasant baritone.

if you can't earn something by having your dick n balls cut off, saving sansa, saving yara, and then killing the night king I don't know what can save a person. I mean, sure, you could hold the red wedding against him, but that was just great TV.

the night king’s army crushes the north, which makes jon + dany + small contingent retreat to iron islands which is now under the control of Yara. The army of the dead marches to king’s landing, killing Cersei. Jon and Dany attack from behind. Dany and one of her dragons are killed. A mortally wounded Theon kills the…

Yeah, why would anyone ever buy a fun vehicle except for penis size, right?