Maybe middle school and high school health classes should start including a section teaching young boys how to accept rejection. How many women are killed by exes because they can’t stand being rejected?

Eh, I agree to an extent. However, try buying in-demand concert tickets. It’s impossible. The second they go live, computers buy them all in a fraction of a second. A real person is trying to buy the in-demand item and is even in line for it only to have no chance of actually getting it. The only way to actually get…

I thought new teams weren’t even eligible for constructor’s purse money until Year 5. I thought I heard something about Haas complaining that they got jack squat at the end of multiple years and Bernie just said, tough shit, they knew what they signed up for.

I get that panicking happens. When you go into fight, flight, or freeze mode, it’s hard to break it immediately. The ones that get me are when they’ll hit something, immediately throw it in reverse and floor it, crashing into something behind them, then back into drive, floor it and crash into the first thing again.…

I love how Elon’s narcissism drove him to buy Twitter and show his entire ass to the world which shattered the illusion that he’s some business savvy super genius that’s going to be the savior of the world. Thus the ensuing downfall of his actually successful businesses becoming collateral damage. Only Kanye has…

All because you wanted to save a couple extra pennies.

I’ve had a soft spot for 944’s since I had this Matchbox car as a kid:

Car is in California, but has Minnesota plates. Probably won’t pass smog. Has definitely been featured in a Tik Tok video doing donuts in an intersection. Probably reeks of blunts. No dice at 10% of the asking price.

I have never repeated brands with all the cars I have bought. When it’s time for another car, I look for the best offering within whatever category I’m shopping at the time and go with that. Of all my cars, I’ve only had a couple that I miss or would consider getting a newer version of.

My mother and I got into a heated ethical debate about this. I don’t care if you have the plate, if the person it is meant for is not in the car, you can’t park there.

The same for gas pumps. You can check your Instagram later. Get moving and free up the pump.

I used to work nights and would get off work in the morning. In the winter months my windshield would be frozen solid and it took a while to thaw. There were a subset of day time employees that were allergic to walking and avoided it at all costs. Even though the back half of the lot had plenty of spaces, they would…

At our Starbucks they blocked off access to the drive-thru from the first aisle, forcing traffic to route through the second aisle to get to the drive-thru. It’s actually a good idea seems how the drive-thru backs up pretty far at times. One morning some asshole pulled into the handicap spot up front as they were…

Seriously, whoever at GM that signed off on that idea should be shot. I hate it.

I used to think those were reserved for compact cars. Then someone explained to me that the space is just shorter (butts up to a curb or planter box or something.) Anyone can park there.  Granted, the big ole ass on my G90 sticks out too far so I don’t park in them.

I admit, if I’m not in a hurry, I use the George Costanza method. Look for the dream spot first, then start expanding outward. I mainly do this for street parking. Parking lots I’ll go to the back. Less door dings out there too.

At my work I watched a woman pull into a parking space, see there was a space ONE space closer on the other aisle, pulled out, drove all the way around and parked in the other space. I was dumbfounded.

I like to fold in their side mirrors if they park too close, both sides. If you’re going to be a selfish prick, now you get to be inconvenienced and have to get back out of your car to pull your mirrors out.

I find this happens more at smaller stores like Trader Joe’s, but when people just crest the driveway into the parking lot and become paralyzed with fear and just stop. Many times I’ve been stranded in cross traffic as I had enough room to follow them into the parking lot only to be jolted to a sudden stop as I sit bro…