I think our city light programmer actively hates the citizens here. I say the lights are programmed into “piss off mode.”

Yes, I’ve also passed the same person several times while having my cruise control set.  It’s like they zone out, slow down, then wake up and bolt off like they need to make up the time they lost just to start the cycle all over again.

Yes! Apparently hills are treated as cliffs until gingerly investigated at a snail’s pace. Once we realize the road does continue on the other side, then we can go again.

The hill thing.  My dad used to call them dead foot drivers. 40 mph up the hill, 80 mph down it.

First time I drove in the Miami area I quickly realized you had two speed choices. 35 mph or 110 mph. Nothing in between and both speeds mixed up in every lane.

I laughed at the dirt exit lanes. That’s something I’ve never seen before.

I can’t stand the people that literally just idle away when the light turns green. Just accelerate! The people behind you would like to get through the intersection too before it turns red again.

I can’t stand pack driving. Why do you want to drive side by side with another car? String it out a little. The subconscious mindset of “stay with the flock” is unbelievable.

This shit happens on I-5 in the middle of California. The speed limit is 70 (most of the state is 65) so naturally people do upwards of 90. It’s long, straight, flat and goes through god forsaken agriculture land for hours. So naturally the semis just pull over every couple minutes to pass each other at 56 mph. It…

Californians and “white door fever.” That’s when you are driving down the highway, regardless if you’re doing the speed limit or below, and you see a Highway Patrol car and you instinctively slam on the brakes. Even if you were speeding, by the time you got your eyes off your phone and back on the road to see him, the…

I still laugh at, “It jumped up a notch.”

Didn’t they do that with the Alamo a year or so ago?  Some “report” of Antifa coming to vandalize the Alamo so a handful of these G.I. Joe wannabes put on their favorite Rambo cosplay outfits and “stood guard.”  Of course when nothing happened they attributed it to their presence.  Meanwhile the locals just laughed at…

Wondering if I could take this to Wednesday Night Drags on 20+ year old slicks and not kill myself.

I’ve done terribly with the roulette tickets.  Most of the time I’ve gotten the least amount of money.  One time I won a car and one time I got five gold bricks ($500,000.)  I never got the slick looking wedge that had different manufacturer’s names.  I have no idea what that was, but I never got to find out.

I don’t understand the long game here.  Why encourage your followers to kill themselves?  How do they benefit from this?

My father had a female rottie that was like that. Just wanted to love you.

There’s a good documentary called, “The Brainwashing of My Father” that talks about how the author’s father got a new job that had a couple hour commute.  He started listening to Rush Limbaugh every day and completely transformed into this racist, hateful, angry person within months.

I wouldn’t say I was anti-pit bull before, but they were never on my list of dogs I wanted. My wife convinced me to get a female blue nose from a shelter and I fell head over heels in love with her. It’s a shame they get such a bad rap because of idiot owners that abuse and neglect them. All she wants to do is snuggle…

He got a speeding ticket once and has never forgotten it.

I think these people, in their air-tight Fox News, Breitbart, Newsmax bubbles, truly believe when they set out that they are part of the majority and will be hailed as heroes and liberators. They haven’t been exposed to reality in at least five years. Then when they go out there and everybody hates their guts, they…