You can’t tease us with this

I recently watched a documentary about Scott Peterson. He researched the San Francisco Bay tides before he killed his pregnant wife, tied cinderblocks to each of her limbs and neck (which he bought just a few days prior) and dumped her body in the bay. Then starts going out on the town with his girlfriend while the…

Mentioning the license tests triggered my childhood PTSD of trying to complete a lap of the Nurburgring in the Mercedes 190e with a fast enough lap and never dropping a single tire off course even once. I don’t think I’ve ever been so frustrated with a game in my life.

Of course it’s a week day.  Rich people don’t work normal hours like us pleabs.  When you own a 1995 Rolls with no title, it’s obvious you live a life of leisure.

My pursuit of happiness trumps your collective good, bro!

I saw a roundabout in Washington state that was pretty cool.  You could either enter the roundabout to change directions or you could take the dedicated straight lane off to the side which was separated from the roundabout by a curb.  Going straight?  Blast on through without disrupting the traffic circle.

I agree that we need to adopt roundabouts more, but until that happens, can we please get rid of auto-timed traffic lights?  There’s nothing I love more than going to work at 2:30 AM and sitting at a red light for two minutes without another car in sight.  I end up treating most of them like stop signs and just go.

Train horns are obnoxious, but I fully support scaring the shit out of people that drive like assholes and make risky moves because they are impatient. Whenever someone cuts me off by making a last second dive bomb left into a driveway instead of waiting for me to pass through or someone is obviously running a red…

I’ve been asked twice in the last two months if my 2017 Genesis G90 is a Bentley. I just respond with, “Yep! Continental. Do you like it?”

They already have that.  It’s called a Takata airbag and they’ve been begging people to replace them for a couple years now and they still won’t.

I haven’t been in a vehicle made in the last 20 years that doesn’t flip the fuck out if you drive more than 10 feet without your seatbelt on.  Are these people just ignoring the constant beeping and flashing light?

Every time I’ve had another car wander into my lane and nearly sideswipe me it’s some middle-age or older idiot in a bland CUV looking at their phone. It’s not those “damn kids” that are the problem. It’s their parents.

Just because we have an unhealthy obsession with SUV’s today doesn’t mean we need to lionize these late 80's/ early 90's crap cans. These things are cheap, squeaky, rattly pieces of shit with Fisher Price level plastics (that somehow turn smooth, shiny and slimy over time) with a steering wheel that feels like it’s…

Now that vaccination is on its way to being a requirement where I work (right now you can test weekly if you’re not vaccinated) we have the usual band of chest thumpers talking big about how they’re going to quit if it becomes a requirement.  I say call their bluff.  Mandate it and let them put their money where their…

I think it would be more tolerable if they made the parts under the headlights and down the side of the brake duct body color. It would still have a fairly large black grille, but not look so much like a vast expanse of black nothingness.

Then it unbolts your floor plate which will drop down and drag on the ground.  It’s a whole thing.

I rented an FRS once and took it to a track day at Thunderhill. Because it was a rental, it was an automatic. I was really surprised at how well the auto was tuned for track driving. It was almost like it knew where we were. It held gears longer through turns, downshifted like it should and never hunted for gears. The…

I wanted a 4th Gen Prelude so badly.

Every witness in prison was either asleep or in the shower when something pops off.  They also have no idea why those guys would have gotten into a fight.  Complete mystery.