I wanted to want the Civic Type R, but I couldn’t get past the boy racer Fast and Furious styling. I’m 41. I can’t be seen in this car without looking like the Steve Buscemi meme.

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I can’t figure where I land on the Stinger. Every time, when I first see one, I’m repulsed. Something about the overall proportions don’t look “right” to me.  But then, after a little while, it starts growing on me.  It has some decent angles.  Can’t put my finger on it.  I go through this cycle every time I see one.

Why would the teammates be mad at each other if a third dipshit did a divebomb move on the inside to take them both out?  Wouldn’t both teammates be mad at the third guy?

My main beef with the Supra is the fake vents.  I don’t like fake vents.  Either make it functional, or don’t put it on there.  If they had actually opened the 12 non-functional vents to work in concert with the carbon fiber package, then they might be onto something.

You’ll get it in white and be thankful for it. White is the only color cars come in now. Or gray.

I’m not saying NASCAR was unheard of, but it hadn’t reached its pinnacle of popularity like it did in the late 90's. I was also elementary school age, so my social circle wasn’t exactly huge. Sonoma (Sears Point) hadn’t had its first race yet and Phoenix may not have been on the schedule yet. Riverside was the only…

The rule in California is you can’t get the number 69 unless it’s on a 1969 vehicle.

For me it was the Dodge Neon SRT-4.  An absolute idiot I went to high school with got one shortly after graduating.  He added a pop-off valve and would drive around town revving the shit out of it followed by the air puff out of the valve.  That was when I realized that morons could now afford cars that were too…

So this was an ancient Viking Amazon order that fell off the truck?  A box for a single candle.  Some things never change.

So Lincoln Navigator owners with failed air-ride suspension just built a car culture community instead of fixing their cars?

Cold water, rocks and gravel.  Let’s go to the beach!

Really? I haven’t heard it uttered since the 90's.

The one thing California does right... $80 max doc fees.  Some states are upwards of $1,000 to have somebody type your name and driver’s license number into a document.

Apparently we have a country full of people that related to this character in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory the most.

I got a voicemail saying I had a warrant for my arrest (in a state I’d never been to) but I could take care of it by sending them iTunes gift cards.  I know my local municipality accepts all major forms of payment such as iTunes gift cards, Applebee’s gift certificates, and old AOL demo discs (50 hours of free access…

Sometimes I fantasize about ordering a car if money was no object and I realize I don’t have any imagination. I can’t actually think of anything crazy I’d want. When I see other people’s ideas I go, “Oooh, yeah, that’s nice,” but I can’t seem to envision it on a blank sheet of paper.

I always thought the Enzo was Ferrari’s ugliest car. It was obvious they were trying to incorporate that F1 beak on it and it just didn’t work in my eyes.

...if it’s the last thing I ever do.