Do you post on cracked? I saw a skeffles post there once and figured it’s got to be an uncommon username. Your brand works well because when I saw the name I immediately thought of the blue and white pill you have in your profile pic here.

Ah, I misunderstood. I thought you used to live in Reno (or just outside) and moved to Spanish Springs recently. I guess I had it backwards.

You moved again? That was quick.

You walked from Spanish Springs into Reno for a couple slices of pizza? Getting your steps in and earning that pizza.

Thanks for the input.

Any word on if they are updating the DRL’s to a more modern solid line versus the 2019's “pearl” lighting strip which looks very dated to me.  Hyundai has that in some of their other offerings, why not the Veloster N?

I used to agree to that, but now we have sailed past that prediction. Think about it, they have a black president who is insanely popular and his life isn’t constantly being threatened by racist wing nuts (he rides on an open top trike in a parade.) Plus he recognizes that there is someone smarter than him and can…

I’m afraid that movie was more prophetic than we realized.

The 124 didn’t exist until 2016. Our 500 is a 2015. Plus I don’t like convertibles, so no, I didn’t choose poorly.

I don’t know how much is Chrysler and how much is Fiat.  I’ve never owned either brand until this car.  I do know our car was built in Mexico, not Italy, so it probably is a lot of stuff from the Chrysler parts bin in our car.

Any time we go to San Francisco, we take the Fiat.  And yes, we have been able to park between two driveways with a couple inches to spare on either end that no other car could take advantage of.  Plus the underground parking garages are super tight.  The Fiat zips around the narrow aisles and can park in any tight…

This is an accurate take.  If you can look past the 00's era GM quality interior and just focus on how the car makes you feel when you drive it, there is nothing else like it for the price.

I have a 2015 Turbo which is the middle of the road between the Abarth and the base level Pop. It’s a cheap car with cheap build quality. The paint has warn off many of the radio buttons and it has some strange electrical gremlins from time to time. Nothing that leaves you stranded, but just not right either. It was…

I’m with you.  I have a 2015 Turbo and the thing is a pocket rocket, even at a modest 135 horsepower and an automatic (I know, I know, but it was my wife’s car and she can’t drive a manual.)  It’s like driving a street legal golf cart.  I dart around corners, punch it off the line from stop lights and just generally…

Wow, imagine having no point to make and still commenting. Are your feelings still hurt?

I’m just fascinated by how many times you keep coming back to say nothing. At this point it’s become a psychological experiment for me. Do you just have a pathological need to get the last word in (even though you have yet to add any actual substance in even one of your comments) or do you think you’re “trolling” me?…

I remember when being dumb or ignorant was something to be embarrassed of and you did your best to hide it if possible.  When did being stupid become a badge of honor?

And we complain the Civic Type R is over styled.  I couldn’t imagine manufacturers offering a “race car looks” package, including a number for the door.  Sheesh!

Our dog understands trajectory.  She stayed in the car with my wife while I went into a restaurant to pick up our to go order.  My wife said she tracked me through the windows while she could see me.  I then went behind a wall with no windows and she looked ahead to the next set of windows where I should be appearing…

What? Under 3 weeks for a response from you this time?  Well done.  You must have aced that cognitive test like Trump.  Good job on recognizing the elephant.