Damn, MSRP on the new one is $95,740 and it’s listed for $77,666? Sheesh!

Google Maps shows 2,775 miles via I-40 as the shortest distance and estimates 41 hours which is an average of 67.68 mph. A 27 hour run would be averaging just under 103 mph average. An A8 is listed at 26 mpg highway (which I assume this example is less because of the high speed average.) Let’s say they are squeezing…

All I could think of was this scene from Seinfeld:

Is the great local hot spot with burgers and shakes the McDonald’s on Kietzke?

You are correct.

Jesus, he comes across even worse now.  That would suck if you were actually looking for one of these and had to deal with this asshole to get it.

*crossing fingers* Today’s the day. There’s going to be one listed and I’m going to buy it. I’ve been waiting and checking everyday for months. I have faith. It’s going to be there today...

That’s what galls me on these ridiculous keyword lists. If I’m searching for a C4 Corvette, what makes you think I want your 1998 Toyota Corolla in my results? Who do you think you’re going to “snag” with that tactic?

I’ve concluded that all sellers on craigslist are completely out of their minds when it comes to the prices they come up with. Maybe it’s just a bug of the craigslist marketplace where buyers automatically offer 40% asking?

Do you think someone as pretentious as this seller is going to haggle?  He KNOWS WHAT HE’S GOT!  And he’s obviously willing to cast the widest net possible to find “the right buyer.”

I would just pester this guy with tons of emails asking about all the other cars he has on his keywords list.

“What do you have to lose?” -the President of the United States of America

Rare doesn’t always mean more valuable.

Thank you for sharing this.  It’s very interesting and the tips and tricks is a nice touch.

Toyota, can we please get the GR Yaris?  I don’t want a Corolla with a body kit.  I want the GR Yaris.

Oh, conservatives like Big Brother intervention. Just of other people.

Well, it is Florida and apparently up until a couple days ago, their government was looking to Dear Leader to tell them if they should do something or not.  Why would your residents take this seriously when their only “news” source has been telling them it’s just a hoax and it’s nothing more than the common flu?

He’s more Cadillac than Yugo now.

True, one liter cars are common in Europe.  People are just now accepting two liters here.  Anything under that, turbocharged or not, is a tough sell in America.

There’s a guy at my work with a Wrangler with at least $20,000 worth of modifications that is utterly spotless top to bottom.  Another guy with a Wrangler that was COATED with mud parked right next to him.  I think it was on purpose to shame him and his pavement queen.