I actually have some real-world experience in this actual scenario. While I’m not as tall (6'2") my recommendation is a Fiat 500 Abarth. With the seat all the way back I can’t reach the pedals comfortably and I have miles of head room. I have squeezed into those tiny “between driveways” spots in San Francisco and not…

I just bought a used Audi S5, from Park Place! I fall into two different categories of Morning Shift.

I test drove a Chevy Spark with a manual when they first came out.  I literally bruised my right knee putting it into first.  But, I found out that is the best excuse to give a salesperson when you’re not interested in a car.  You just tell them the ergonomics don’t work for you.  There’s no salesmanship “convincing”…

That’s why I kind of laugh when I see somebody flexing in like a 2010 Maserati Ghibli like they’re P. Diddy or something.  Your average 2005 Camry is worth more than that pile of shit.

I usually ask them how long they’ve been selling cars.  The typical answer is two weeks.  And I rarely ever see them again if I go back to the dealership.

I discovered this when I sat in a Fiat 124 and realized the top of the windshield was in my eye line.

Maybe you’re still growing?

Look at Rob with knowledge of 10 codes.

Rental Car Companies 2 weeks ago: Yeah, that will be $200 with taxes, insurance, airport fees, etc, to rent this Versa for 36 hours. Yeah, we’ve only half-assed hosed it off and haven’t vacuumed or cleaned the windows since it was delivered to us. We’ve also lobbied to make sure ride-sharing companies can’t come…

How did Rob miss this pun when setting up his poll?

I really, really wanted one of these notchbacks when I was a kid.  But $25,000 is way out of line for a car like this.  Factory fresh or not, this seller is either crazy or doesn’t actually want to sell it.

Maybe he thinks he’s going to cash in on the panic buyers like the people buying a year’s worth of toilet paper because they have to stay home (but can still buy groceries at any time) for a couple weeks.

I have a pretty short commute, so I’m more interested in a raucous thrill ride for a few minutes at a time versus a more comfortable all-arounder. I can see the attraction some people would have to the VW, but I don’t have those requirements. The GTI felt a lot slower than the N and it stalled twice on the test drive…

I test drove a GTI and Veloster N back to back and was thoroughly disappointed with the GTI. I don’t know why they get the praise they do around here.

I got tired of having to continually clean the pool, so I filled it with butterscotch colored acrylic.  Now I have a cool place to show my Opel.  The chicks get a little pissed when I invite them over for a pool party and it’s just me leaning against my car.

Yep, the Z’s had that goofy chin spoiler thing that went up the fenders.  So I guess the guy actually found Z-28 fenders instead of just cutting a hole and putting the vent in it.

I always wonder when these “Z-28 clones” show up, did they take a 6 cylinder Berlinetta and just drop a V8 in it? And if so, did they bother to change the suspension? The front springs on the Z are a bit stiffer than on the “Grandma’s sports car” version.

Having gutted a few of these for race cars, I can probably guess where the rust is. Bottom corners of the rear window, bottom of quarter panels, the floor under the rear seats (product of leaking rear window) and probably top of the firewall after the drain vents clogged up 40 years ago and just became cesspools.

I get it Hyundai, I hate ironing too.

I think about that sometimes when I see lists of annual causes of death and there’s always something really stupid like, pulling vending machine on top of themselves while trying to get free product: 4. Really? 4 people DIED that way? And what if it was your loved one? Would you actually tell the truth about how they…