There is a house in New Orleans, they call the Rising Sun, and it’s been the ruin of many a poor boy...

NO YELLING ON THE BUS!

Not a bad idea.  Just have a line of tow trucks parked along the street near the exit with a sign stating that exhibition of speed will result in a ticket and vehicle impounded.  The sight of all the tow trucks ready to go will deter them.

This is completely fake. No company is going to open themselves up to this kind of liability and potential lawsuit of intimidation and discrimination. And they absolutely would not put it in writing, even if they did feel this way.

I have no brand loyalty.  I buy the best offering (or what I like best) in whatever category I’m looking at at the time.  I like variety and feel no need to box myself in to an updated version of the same car every few years.  As a kid I leaned Chevrolet (because my dad worked at a Chevy dealer) but right now they…

You just made the “pay cash for a car every 30 years” crowd’s heads explode.

My wife has a Fiat 500 Turbo. The turkey just glanced off the windshield, but didn’t penetrate it. This happened probably about two years ago. The Jeep having a nearly flat windshield probably contributed to the turkey not bouncing off and over.

Yep, that’s how I decide who to vote for. Repetition.

One fluttered across the highway and smashed the shit out of my wife’s windshield.  We have a dashcam so I love replaying it for her so she can hear herself scream for a split second.  She hates it.

This sounds remarkably like where I live.  The dealer that owns almost every dealership on auto row has started expanding to the next largest city south too.  You pretty much have to leave the county to buy from someone else.

Second Edition

Like apartments advertised as “minutes to shopping and public transit!” Well, yeah, I guess 90 minutes technically still falls into that distinction.

I’m starting to realize that I am rapidly moving into the middle-age bracket because I’m noticing things I loved growing up are now showing up in ads to sell me crap. Medication commercials now feature grunge rock in the background and auto manufacturers are now considering using 90's design as ‘retro’ call back…

Stockholm Syndrome is a very real thing and you can get help for it. 

The most average person in our entire armed forces.

We reserved a “luxury sedan” from Alamo (Lincoln MKZ or equivalent) and found out in the garage that they didn’t have any. So the attendant let us take a 2020 Escalade for the same price.

Holy shit.  I have a 2017 Tacoma in ‘Quicksand’ and I’m going to start calling it this when people ask me about it.

I’m going to go out on a limb here and guess some type of General Motors product.  My guess is Fiero.  Looks to be a small two door with a wing spoiler.  Window down to air it out because the sunroof leaks.

The wife only gets an Impala and she has to park in the basketball court because the garage is full.

I wonder how many coins the RNC bought, like they did with Don Jr’s book.