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Damn it, Becky! I didn’t have my launch control on. That’s the only reason you beat me off the light and got to Applebee’s first.

We’ve had mandatory overtime my entire career (14 years) and the last couple years has reached ungodly amounts. So this meme has been making the email rounds.

Nevada has already flipped blue.  Arizona is heading there too.

Nobody likes you when you’re 23.

My belief is:

“Powered by Honda” just in case you thought that Prelude had a Chevy 4 cylinder in it.

I didn’t know the Focus is already gone. I noticed when I tried to look up a new Focus RS on Car Gurus and it wasn’t even on the drop down menu.  So I went to Ford’s website and it’s gone.  Yet they still have the Fiesta on there.

I usually don’t do that, but I can’t stand the wanton disregard for reality and the blatant hypocrisy of the remaining Trump supporters.  You’d think they’d just slink back into their dark holes again and try not to draw attention to themselves, but nope.  Gotta scream their ignorance from the top of the mountain!

Maybe GAB is a better place for you than here, “patriot.” You can throw all the “libtard” insults around you want into the vacuum and they’ll hoot and hollar just like all the lowest common denominators, ie Trump supporters.

Take your pick. If you had actually read the Mueller Report (I’m going to go out on a limb and assume you haven’t) you would realize that our President is severely compromised and is having his own malignant narcissism played against him. He needs a war with Iran to distract from his idiotic “leadership” so he can…

You just keep watching Lou Dobbs and Tucker Carlson. They’ll keep pumping that anger poison into your brain. Maybe that pulsating vein in your forehead will pop before November.

Because he doesn’t want to bomb the people that got him elected?

“Standard Hulk”

I remember the year Bobby Labonte won the championship in the Interstate #18 Pontiac. He just finished 2nd or 3rd every race. I can’t remember who the driver was, but he had won the race and said in victory lane, “You win the race and think, ‘Yeah, this will be a good points day for us in the championship,’ and you…

I would actually be into this. A battle royal with every team playing against each other at once.

Dammit! The right shoulder strap fell behind the seat. Stop looking at me!

So you’re saying that we’d just turn the surrounding areas into entire populations of Incredible Hulks?

The school zones in Florida are 15 mph and people fucking ABIDE by it.  Apparently they enforce the shit out of those zones.  The rest of the state?  It a live-action Death Race.

This is anecdotal, I know, but we had a guy near here that was stoned and didn’t react to the stopped traffic on the highway and rearended the car in front of him at about 70 mph.  Smashed the rear bumper up to the front seats of a sedan.  There were four people in the car.  You can guess the outcome for the two…