Could you imagine if they dragged crazy Randy Quaid out of his bomb shelter, shaved him and had him reprise his role as Rick Hendrick, er, I mean Tim Daland?

Honestly, when I heard they were making this movie I kind of rolled my eyes. This trend of making sequels to popular movies that are 25+ years old never seems to produce the same magic because what made those movies popular in their time doesn’t translate to current times. Like the Indiana Jones movies, Harrison Ford…

Honestly, snow is a good car wash. I worked on a used car lot and rain usually didn’t do anything but make them look worse. Snow, as it melted and slid off the car, took all the dirt with it. It was great.

You’ve earned this. Congratulations!

I worked as a detailer for a used car lot all through high school and some college until I got my “real” job. I got so burned out on it that I rarely detail my cars anymore and usually just run them through an automatic car wash with hand drying (I’m still sensitive to water spots.)  I usually don’t let the exterior…

Just print the damn thing!

My aunt dated a guy who was telling a story about how he had to wait for a table at a restaurant like some common peasant. He said, without a hint of joking or irony, “They obviously didn’t see the Porsche key in my hand.” He had a ratted out 80's 924 that was worth $2,000 at best.

I always wondered about car reviews that mentioned, “their customers demanded this, or their customers hated that, so they dropped it from the next model.”  When are they taking these polls?  Am I supposed to go to the dealership after buying a car and give them my pros and cons list?

The last time I saw a used Corvette for sale it was like seeing a unicorn. A mythical creature so rare, so breathtaking, I broke down in tears at the mere sight of it. A desperate crowd quickly surrounded the seller with fistfuls of cash in hand, barking out bid after bid. It sold for $7.5 million and the naming…

Maybe when all the Boomers die off and their precious golf courses follow shortly after, we can use the land to make more race tracks.

I just watched that movie again last night.

STFU

We bought a 500 Turbo in 2015 new and it has been fine. Granted, it’s only been 4 years, but just normal maintenance so far. The driver’s seat armrest broke off (which apparently is common,) but that could also be our 70 lbs dog using it as a pedestal when going for rides in the backseat. Plus the paint on the…

This gets lost on so many DIY’ers on here.  Not everybody is a mechanic, or handy, or have the tools, space, time to do their own maintenance and repairs.  If you live in an apartment complex in San Francisco that only has street parking, are you replacing your struts?  Of course not.  I know how to change my oil.  I…

You pay sales tax on the sale price of the new vehicle.  So if we’re going to play a shell game with numbers, I’d rather they do the zero for the trade in and $10,000 off the price.  That would be a $900 savings for me.

Plus I thought the 51% thing was just a Hollywood trope. That in actuality one person can’t bully almost half of the shareholders/stakeholders and just do whatever they want while everybody else is held hostage.

When I was young, my dad and I were building our first race car.  We went to the local wrecking yard to get a three speed transmission out of a Vega.  The car was literally propped up on steel rims.  We got the tranny out and headed home.  We stopped at a convenience store to get a couple sodas when a fairly…

I thought something was suspicious today when I checked Haas’ tweets and they showed Grojean and Fittipaldi doing a sponsor meet and greet and Grojean was wearing a white polo and not a black Rich Energy team shirt.

I figured they might make it to the end of the season, but that would be it. Only nine races in kind of proves what everyone already suspected. This was a fly-by-night money laundering scam that got too much attention when they entered the world of F1. Luckily Haas is still mostly self sufficient when it comes to…

Where is the elevator?  All I could find was this weird, metal closet with no door handle.