I’m actually kind of surprised he refrained from throwing a “Jap car” slur in there somewhere as well.

I didn’t know that for a while and couldn’t understand how they got such amazing fuel economy numbers on Top Gear.

I thought the same thing. “Hey babe, I thought it would be good to spice up our relationship by bringing somebody else in. She’s got a cool Jeep. What do you say?”

Or the fake bullet hole stickers. It just screams, “I went all out in the Autozone accessories aisle and have terrible taste.”

I can’t even consider a Magnum now because of the particular styling most of them are subjected to. Same thing with the early 2000's Tahoes and the god-awful chrome (caked in maroon brake dust) 20 and 22 inch wheels with bald tires they all seem to get. Plus I think you get a complimentary Raiders logo that is the…

For me it was the Pontiac G8 GT.  Test drove one and seriously considered buying it, but backed out.  Now I pine every time I see one (which isn’t often.)

I refer to them as parking lot tracks.  Just find a large, flat asphalt surface and paint a track in the middle of it.

I booed him at Sonoma last year.  A lot of people did.  It was nice.

Sorry to hear about your health issues. I hope you beat it.

Ah, I figured it was something in civil service. I laughed at your post because it sounded like I wrote it. I live 2.7 miles from my work which is all relatively slow speed residential areas and I work a lot of mandatory OT that leaves me no time to get things done during my work week.

My Focus was the same way. It felt like three spark plug wires were disconnected with the AC on. It didn’t have a lot of horsepower to begin with. It felt like the AC took 75% of what it did have.

I want to install one of those articulated police spotlights with about a million candle watt power to blast people in oncoming traffic that drive around city streets with their high beams on. A little dose of their own medicine.

Do you work in law enforcement/civil service? You don’t often hear “mandatory OT” among standard jobs.

I have to work today, but I’m going to this tomorrow.  I can’t wait.  I’ve never experienced an F1 car in person before.  Plus all the other cars are just icing on the cake.

I remember the constant warnings not to hitchhike, which is directed at adults, not children. There’s a major difference between interacting with a “stranger” store clerk, bus driver, etc. and getting into a personal vehicle with somebody that has the ability to engage child locks, have weapons and/or take you to a…

“You have to win to get love. Everybody knows this.”

How long before they create an app for kids to hail a windowless van that offers free candy?

Yeah, his whole bit on it is hilarious. “I’m no mathematician, but I think everyone is lying.”

My dad talked about the anti-destination league when I was a kid. Now I know where he got it from.

You should look up Jim Gaffigan’s stand up routine about McDonald’s on YouTube.  It’s pretty spot on.