So you want an 80's Nissan 300ZX?

Likewise for the mid 80's Dodge Reliant. You really had to pick your spot when pulling out of a driveway into traffic. If you could see a car on the horizon, it was too close and you had to wait.

I knew as soon as I saw this beast it was destined for NPoCP.  It was almost like it was sent to us from the gods specifically for this purpose.

I always laugh at the “cargo space” argument for SUV’s.  How many people are stacking shit up to the ceiling in the back of their SUV?  People rarely stack it up past the backs of the rear seats.  A sedan with a trunk will fit most uses.  If you really think you need that extra few cubic feet of cargo hauling, get a…

Don’t ruin his California ex-pat hyperbole with factual numbers.

Yep, that is what we were striving to mimic too.

Yes, I was there. I stand by my recollection.

Well done. I actually laughed out loud with that one. 

I think Challenger sales are driven by a couple factors. Their size. Not nearly as cramped inside as the Mustang or Camaro. They are cheaper. You can get pretty large discounts without even trying. And because there are limited visual differences between the different trims. People like being associated with the…

My wife has a black 500 Turbo and we did the same thing with the headlights. Black vinyl across the top of the headlights to reduce the cuteness of the round bug eyes.  We didn't go as far down as yours though. 

He was at Sonoma for the IndyCar finale. Absolute crickets from the audience during driver introductions. I think every other driver got at least some applause. 

So their marketing plan is to confuse old people with a similar sounding knockoff name?

I actually deal with these types in my job and meth psychosis is nothing to take on one on one, especially trapped 30,000 feet in the air. For a normal, sober person, adrenaline will only last you a few minutes at best, and that’s if you’re in shape. Somebody experiencing meth psychosis can be amped up for literally…

What the hell is this movie going to be?  They’ve got the old Adam West Batmobile?

When Kia was just starting out in America, my mom decided I needed a car for college and we decided on a Rio. Buying a car on the internet was a budding idea that hadn’t really gone mainstream yet. We essentially found a service not unlike the current Costco car buying program. They worked out the deal and told us…

Wow, that’s kind of harsh. Are you sure you’re not angry about something else and are lashing out at other people?

I wanted one of these so badly as a child. In my mind because it had a rollcage you could just flip it and keep going. I had no concept of breaking suspension pieces when they are bent the wrong direction.

When I bought a Tacoma, I couldn’t tell you how many people said, “But you can get a full size for only $5,000 more.” Yeah, that’s an extra $5,000 for something I don’t want or need. I don’t like how big full size trucks have become. I’m not towing anything, ever. I make occasional dump runs and do some very mild off-r…

I talked to a coworker that was looking at a new CUV and she NEEDED all-wheel drive. I asked her why. It never snows around here and it rains in the winter time, but nothing front-wheel drive can’t handle. Why pay $3,000 more and carry around the extra weight, fuel economy penalty and maintenance costs?  Her only…