The “I’m going to be thrown free from the crash” people make good organ donors.

I don’t live in a big city either, nor do I tell “the rest of the country how to act.” However, I will suggest far right conservatives (I’m assuming that’s the category you fall into, but I may be completely wrong) stop with this paranoid mentality where you believe everybody is out to get you or change your way of…

How DARE you? I have convinced myself that I need a giant truck. I might buy a jet ski someday. How am I going to tow it if I don’t have a diesel F-350 4x4 with a 6 inch lift and semi truck style smoke stacks coming out of the bed? I need enough torque to reverse the rotation of the earth in case I go to Home Depot…

I have actually seen somebody pull into a parking space, see that the next row over has a space that is ONE SPACE CLOSER, back out and drive around to the next row to take the space that is closer. I assume this is the type of person that drives their car 50 feet down the driveway to get the mail.

I’m going to go out on a limb here and guess that you think The Daily Show and Last Week Tonight with John Oliver are “liberal news sources” too.

My wife and I call it “eclair phone.” It looks like someone holding/eating an eclair. I’ve never understood it. Why use speakerphone if you’re going to hold it nearly to the same point as if you didn’t use speakerphone?

Please explain in more detail.

I can’t tell if you truly believe what you typed or if it’s some form of trolling parody. Do you honestly believe over half the country “wants MS-13 here in our country to kill and rape our women?” If you have that bleak of an outlook of your fellow Americans and are really that scared of the world around you, then I…

The NASCAR race is at Sonoma that day as well.

OMG We had sunset plates on our ‘85 Cavalier as a kid. Forgot all about those plates until you mentioned them.

Check out, “The Brainwashing of My Dad” documentary. Then you’ll see what you’re dealing with with BigBlock440.

What is wrong-wheel drive? Is that like left front and right rear?

What strict gun laws are you referring to? Having to wait 10 days from purchase to pick up? Maximum 10 round magazines? No open carry? I live in California and have had no problem purchasing or owning the firearms I have. Do you know what you’re talking about or just repeating what Rush Limbaugh or Alex Jones tells…

I kept thinking that it felt more like a Burn Notice reboot than a Magnum P.I. reboot. The lead guy even kind of looks like Michael.

“Taking drugs impacts nobody but yourself.”

I’ve ridden two HD bikes and was thoroughly turned off by the vibration. I don’t understand the attraction. I don’t want numb hands within 45 seconds.

That’s why I wear a bright yellow jacket and a predominately yellow helmet. I’m not trying to portray a black leather-clad image. I want to be seen by drivers.

I used to hate these as well until somebody explained to me that some people (not all, some just want to announce their “miracle”) use these for emergency responders if they are involved in an accident. They know to check the backseat as well. Although, now that I think about it, I would assume emergency responders…