Hell, minivans are getting as expensive as that Tahoe now. Every time I see a $50,000 minivan I think, “If you have enough children to require an actual van to move them all around, how do you have enough disposable income to afford a $50,000 vehicle?” I have no children and I can’t afford $50,000 for a car.

That sounds great, but I guarantee you the upper echelon would fight it. The economy runs on the principle of “a fool and his money are easily parted.” If people were educated and only bought what they needed, the economy would not be what it is today.

When I was in the process of leasing my Tacoma, the salesman literally gave me a checklist of all the things I would need to bring back to complete the transaction. I came back later with everything on the list and my salesman was actually astonished. He actually said, “You do what you say you’re going to do.”and was…

Only $80,000? Seems reasonable.

Finding film locations of things you like is fun. I used to watch After Hours on Cracked.com all the time so when I was down in SoCal on vacation I went to the restaurant they filmed in. It doesn’t have to be big Hollywood blockbusters, it can be whatever interests you. It makes it feel more real.

I have to assume the employees of Bob’s Market become near homicidal every time a dude bro comes in and talks about how much he likes the tuna there.

The number spoofing is the most irritating to me. One time I looked and it was my number calling. Apparently I was calling myself to lower my credit card interest rate.

I’m surprised nobody has mentioned (that I’ve seen) the Top Gear budget police car Clarkson made with the Ben Hur wheels.

That reminds me that my boss had a ‘53 Ford with a “3 On A Tree” shifter. Toward you and up was reverse, toward you and down was first, away and up was second and away and down was third.

I genuinely laughed out loud at this. Thank you.

Oh yeah, wait until the Pontiac 6000 Owners Club Southwest Regional Chapter hears about this in our semi-quarterly newsletter!

I agree somewhat, however, our current President has an unhealthy need for praise and recognition at all costs. If he was briefed about a massive coverup of alien visitation (or residency) he would be tweeting that out immediately. He is not keeping that under his hat. Especially when a huge reveal like that would…

Most vehicles weigh 4,000 to 6,000 lbs now. Even Caterhams weigh over 2,000 lbs.

I always have to shake my head at the keyboard warriors that say stuff like, “I hope somebody tries to break into my house. I’d blow them away with my .45.” Really? You hope for a traumatic event like a home invasion so you can fulfill your fantasy of legally killing someone? I have a couple firearms in my home and I…

I can relate to cooking the brakes at this track. I did a track day here (see avatar pic) and did the same thing. Stepping on the brake pedal and have it slowly squish all the way to the floor is not fun. Still had to drive it home too. Boiled the brake fluid and turned the pads white. But like this article says,…

Obviously the new owners like to party.

I went to a Chevy dealer one time and noticed every single vehicle on the lot had a little sticker added near the window sticker that said, “Additional Dealer Markup” and it would be a couple grand on top of MSRP. Not just Corvettes or high trim level Camaros, but Malibus and Sparks. I literally scoffed out loud as a…

People try to make a living doing this? I just thought it was Sim Taxi Driver in real life.

I certainly hope the realtor disclosed that the house is haunted.

Damn, I thought Idiocracy was an original idea. It’s pretty much a complete rip off of this.