The best part of that clip is when the Nazis try to stand their ground and that 440 roars to life accelerating toward them. You just see grille and headlights coming at you.

No kidding. Most of the patrol cars around here have a molded plastic back seat that I assume is removed when the cars are retired. The Highway Patrol, however, do not even have a partition between the front seat and the back seat. So when they ride doubles at night and they arrest somebody, one of them has to right…

What tire do you run there? Toyo Open Country’s?

Hold on while he searches his hard drive for his “When seconds count, the cops are only minutes away” meme.

And let the smug English “American Cars Can’t Turn” jokes commence.

Joey Logano, no!

458 or not, sometimes the owners of those cars aren’t exactly able to extract the maximum out of them. I went to a track day at Sonoma Raceway one year and thought my ‘08 328i was pretty hot shit. When I got there, I was certainly at the trailer park end of the vehicle value spectrum. There was a guy there (Dot Com…

I have to pretty much do an internet blackout until I get home from work at 11:00 PM on Sunday nights. You wouldn’t believe how hard it is. Something as simple as going to Yahoo and they’ll have a picture of the podium. And you can’t unsee it.

Palmer’s an odds on favorite to bin it too.

“We eagerly await what rear-wheel drive, V8-powered sedan General Motors decides to replace it with.”

Least sleek? That looks like it has rounded corners. Have we forgotten about the Eagle i Thrust?

Just remembered a couple sexism stories involving my mother. One time my mother was interested in a Ford Expedition. We went to the local Ford dealer to look at some. The salesman immediately gloms on to me. I’m about 18 at the time. I continually redirect him to my mom as the one that wants to buy. He keeps showing…

I was interested in a new ‘08 Nissan Altima Hybrid, but wanted to drive one to see if I wanted to continue to be interested in it. Went to the local dealer and fell for the, “Let our Used Car Manager check out your car while you’re on your test drive.” When we got back I liked the car, but hated the color they had.…

Another rich guy tax dodger with Montana plates. Typical.

But does it leak oil and smell like gas? I’m specifically looking for a car that leaks oil and smells like gas.

My mistake. It’s an Oldsmobile Intrigue. I forgot that was a thing.

$150 Oldsmobile Alero. Firm! Runs and drives, but lifters making a LOUD noise. Highway/freeway use not recommended.

Just got the new plates for my ‘17 Tacoma and installed this plate frame on it.

I had flashbacks to my high school job. I detailed cars for a used car lot. My boss would go down to these auctions and pick up these crap boxes from decommissioned county fleets. They would have like 30,000 miles on them, tops. He’d buy them for about $800 to $1,000. We’d put about $500 into reconditioning and he’d…

You can also spot a prior rental just from the smell. I looked at a used car one time and as soon as they opened the door I said, “Was this a rental?” Of course I was right.