When I raced local short track, there was a pit road steward that directed traffic out of the pits. You couldn't just come flying out of the pits onto the track whenever you wanted. They held you there until there was a safe opening. You relied on them not to send you out in front of a freight train of carnage because…

I came here looking for Real Genius quotes and GIFs.

Oh my god that was hard to watch. I was embarrassed for both of them. It was so pathetic the officials didn't even know they needed to break them up.

But it can’t be MY fault. My mom told me I’m special. You need to design your product that I chose to buy better so it doesn’t make me look stupid and hurt my ego.

The problem I have buying used is that I find it much harder to find the exact configuration I want. For whatever reason, there’s always something I want that isn’t available or I don’t like the color, or it’s been smoked in, too high miles, or obviously not cared for. I’m willing to pay the few thousand more to get…

I saw a Subaru Outback with a “Buy Local” sticker in California. I didn't realize Subaru was a local business.

My 1991 averaged 8 mpg.

Redwood Tree Gas Station in Ukiah, CA

You can really feel that VTEC kick in.

Go with the Interceptor. They can take a hell of a beating and they are so much fun to drive. People still have a Pavlovian response to those Crown Vic headlights and get out of the way quickly.

Motortrend had a vehicle test exhibit that I attended. They had four midsize mainstream cars. The Accord, Camry, Altima and Sonata. I went in with an open mind and drove all four cars as well as played with all their features. The Camry was the worst of the four by a measurable distance. It was so bland inside and out…

I bought a motorcycle that was financed by the seller and I was financing the purchase. The seller and I went to my bank, he provided his necessary paperwork, my bank paid his bike off and then gave me a loan to buy it. He was out from under his loan and I got the bike without money immediately out of my pocket.

They change function depending on which menu you’re on. I’ve had my Focus for 4 years and I still can’t easily find or adjust things on the infotainment system.

And the AUX button doesn’t connect and play your iPod. You have to press the voice button and wait for the robotic woman to say, “Sync. Please say a command.” Then you have to say, “USB.” and hope it hears you and plays the iPod. If it doesn't hear you it launches into a huge lists of commands you can say. It's very…

I have a 2012 Focus with this keypad setup. I use it for presets for the Sirius XM channels I listen to the most. What I despise the most is the two identical “D Pads” with an OK button in the middle on BOTH sides of the steering wheel. The left one controls menu options in the gauge cluster, the right one controls…

I just ordered mine. This is a great idea!

I keep a folding knife/glass breaker in the door pocket. Somebody comes up to my window to assault me will quickly be holding their carotid trying not to bleed out.

The 911=Beetle is just a joke to rib Porsche guys. Much like referring to Corvettes as “plastic” cars.

$11,000? A fairly serious breakdown could total it.

Here's an idea. If you don't like what he says, don't click on his articles. He says stupid, inflammatory things because it generates clicks, which sells ads. How many people paid that site to go read the article? Every time there's an uproar and people call for him to be fired, it generates interest and traffic. Just…