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Sean Connery's Shmile
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Do you know how traumatic it was for this guy to taker orders, even theoretically, from a Black President? He’s still not over it, and probably will be on disability for the rest of his life.

SING MIKEY SING!!!! I will personally drive a bus to DC for you to throw people under! Name all the names! DOOO ITTT.

‘I think the real issue is why they broke that statue...”

Better idea:

Somehow, despite all that the 5-year-old had been through, a judge agreed to allow Naomi Hall supervised visitation with the child at the hospital.

fas·cism

I guess he missed the gun safety course.

It’s so curious that these conspiracy hunters find themselves - the one time there does seem to be a genuine conspiracy going on - on the wrong side of it and refuse to believe it.

As long as you can get American soldiers killed, you will always have defenders, because there will always be people who think saying that American soldiers were sent somewhere to die for no good reason is more offensive than sending American soldiers somewhere to die for no good reason.

actual typo.

Bishop should get a break here. It’s tough to tend the net when you can only move diagonally.

Burning seems harsh. Can’t we first just toss him in a lake and see if he floats?

You know, the one good thing about this election is that it has made it very, very easy to spot the racists and perverts since they’re basically walking around with placards declaring their repugnance.

Because the Joker would just be considered a regular guy in Florida.

Good for her - she’s hilarious and definitely too good for the current iteration of TDS.

Sane Americans never go to Chipotle.

I don’t understand any of this whole drama (I think a lot of blondes are arguing with each other?), but there was a mention of bacon in this post, and now I am hungry for bacon.

Yes yes. Let’s focus on raw, authentic music culture, by watching yet another fucking t.v. network talent show.

It’s going to be awfully hard to play soccer in ice skates.

It's a fabrication about majors. It was a pun, dummy.