“It was more of an ‘oops, I forget you were vegetarian’ wrong, not a ‘we got busted trying to make Handmaid’s Tale a reality’ wrong."

When I was in high school, a guy on the football team that sat behind me in class earnestly gave me this advice to get girls. “Just whip it out,” he said. Even as an awkward 15-year-old with no luck or experience with girls, I recognized the absolutely insane nature of such a plan. I declined to heed the advice.

Honestly, has anyone ever successfully picked up a woman by whipping their junk out and tricking them into looking at it? Do guys really think this will work?

Rob Drake, cival war advocate, and friend of the morans.

Aiming for that sweet sweet Astros front office position. 

Curt Schilling just DM’ed Drake that he can borrow his ‘97 Ford Thunderbird anytime he’s in town.

If his grouping is like his strike zone, we have nothing to worry about. Dude’s a storm trooper.

That’s some terrifying Bibi Netanyahu cosplay, right there.

Waiting for the press release that states “Alameda County District Attorney’s Office has announced that Sgt. Ray Kelly of the Oakland PD is a fukkin lying liar who lies....”

Team is down one player, would have to sub out another player to put in a new goalie. So they lose a starting goalie and another starter for a back up goalie. This wet sock beating would be an interesting wrinkle though.

Man I remember back in my stoner days (like 15 years ago) my roommate made that show his thing to put on to entertain all the people we had over once we were sufficiently high. I would always be amazed by how brutal the societal commentary was for a show everyone was laughing at and I only (at the time) remembered for…

Also what 17 year old goes by “Bill”? Are we sure this isn’t a Billdozer situation?

Yet again, reality is out of ideas so it’s just recycling dumb twitter jokes

“That’s a thing our kids do on the regular basis, you know, they try to change jersey numbers and sometimes don’t let us know,” said Gregory.

“local media became suspicious when Cardinal Ritter introduced their new quarterback, Ron Mexico.”

If it’s good enough for the Crusades, it’s good enough for St. Louis-area high school football.

A Shot of the coach during the game:

Take notice?  Or take notes?