He’s already used the name Tyrone though. Gonna have to switch it up.

We have a whole presidential administration that provides a blueprint for how to deny truth.

Guy Ritchie is really getting lazy with these plots.

I’m assuming he eats up every word trump speaks. What happens in a world where nobody tells the truth?

You’re so right...everything has become so pussified these days.  We got dinged all the time back in the 90s and nobody was ever worse off for it.

Let’s ask him about his thing for fucking children, tho.

Frank Black/Black Francis has some words to pixies with you. 

Whenever I see pictures from this shitshow I am hearing the following:

The people in witness protection sure are hoping so... Could you imagine trying to find placement for someone like Tekashi? Where in the would would he be inconspicuous?!?

Ah, the fake kneel. That’s the move elderly or overweight Catholics do at church where they just scoot their ass a little closer to the edge of the pew so they don’t have to struggle to get back up.

From the Rifftrax commentary of one of the Twilight films:

Except for all the off-season lobbying he did for tighter roughing the passer calls, which is the entire impetus for this post and everyone’s snark. But other than that, yeah. No input. 

Exactly. That’s why it’s weird when people bag so hard on MLS when your average MLS team is just as good as the 13th place punching bag in the top European leagues. The teams at the top are much better than all the others in the world, but once you go a bit down the ladder, they’re all pretty equivalent.

Oh that’s 100% true. Ever since Paul Brown died and Mike Brown took over his first 4 coaches went a combined 55-137 (28.6%) with zero winning records in 12 years. Sam Wyche won the division and a playoff game in 1990 under Paul Brown. In 1991 under Mike he went 3-13 and was fired.

FWIW, they would probably have won a couple if Kimo von Oelhoffen hadn’t turned Palmer’s knee to crabmeat.

I feel once you’re to the point of needing a T-shirt to lay out how “not racist” you are, you’ve probably gone to at least one cross-burning or Trump Rally. 

I think that’s fair. I also think it’s a goddamned wonder the NFL hasn’t already collapsed in on itself because so many teams are owned by dipshit FailKids who actively ward off any hope of organizational competence. Occasionally teams win in spite of it, usually when they luck into generational talent on a rookie…

I had a friend who dated a woman from Ohio in college. When she dumped him, he referred to her as that “worthless, Ohio, piece of shit.” One of my other friends fired back, “no need to say the same thing three times. We get the point.” 

They made an interesting argument on the latest, I think, Ringer NFL Show podcast. There was essentially an argument that Marvin Lewis is underappreciated as the Bengals organization itself is so dysfunctional and horrible that what he achieved there was actually remarkable. It was just that it never got them that big…