I very much want to drink a beer called Tactical Nuclear Penguin. Even if it's an IPA.

Don't forget the hybrid beer douche. That's the guy who comes in stroking his carefully groomed chin pubes, looking to get blasted on some 849% ABV microbrew only six people on a commune have heard of. He gives me an incredulous eyeroll when I tell him to choose from the 145 beers I do actually carry. Sorry, buddy,…

Force the Pats to be on Hard Knocks for the next two seasons. Belichick would lose his fucking mind.

Don't worry, we in Northern California will collect all the rainwater up here and send you our leftovers next summer. Would be nice if you boxed up a few California Burritos and sent them up for payment.

Exactly. He's researching and discussing the bands that HE likes and that influenced HIS music. Meanwhile everyone here is too busy wagging their fingers at him for not including the shit THEY care about in HIS special that they can't smell their own hypocritical bullshit.

"Sonic Highways is meant to reflect Grohl's own fandom and musical upbringing, but the entire rest of this article is going to willfully ignore that point."

Sonic Highways is meant to reflect Grohl's own fandom and musical upbringing

Throwing garbage out of car windows. Not a cigarette. Like oh I'm done with ____ rolls down window and tosses. I dated a girl who did this and was so instantly turned off because I actually didn't know grown up humans did such things.

Proraso cream or soap.. both are fantastic

Proraso cream or soap.. both are fantastic

Have you ever met people? They are, by and large, the worst.

"Drowsy but awake" is a fucking joke. It's not just him. And in general, do not worry about sleep habits with a seven week old. He is still teeny tiny, in that "fourth trimester", and his sleep patterns will change so much. Try to tune the scare tactics out. And yes, cluster feeding ends at some point. Just not yet.…

Sonos Sound Bar. At 699.00, its not exactly cheap, but 4.5 Stars on 346 Reviews on Amazon. I have it in the bedroom (bow-chicka-wow-wow) and it works and sounds great. I'd reccomend it if you are already using Sonos equipment, and even if you're not, you should check their stuff out.

Sonos Sound Bar. At 699.00, its not exactly cheap, but 4.5 Stars on 346 Reviews on Amazon. I have it in the bedroom (…

Hah. No, Disney would just annihilate the NFL. They work on a completely different corporate level. The NFL can't get a football team into LA. Disney gets enormous theme parks built in China. IN CHINA. That involves working a system that Goodell couldn't even begin to comprehend.

Ivan 'Ironman' Stewart's Super Off Road Nintendo

I remember playing 4x4 Evo 2 on XBox and loving modifying the vehicles. It seemed to try to be realistic for the most part, but for some reason you could get a truck with a 12" lift, 38" Super Swampers and a brush guard up to over 220mph if you chose the right engine modifications.

That's HedLEY!