Three months? Do the Dutch not have an embassy in Qatar? What are they even doing?

Nope, we’re selling TAY to Nabisco.

Is anyone else over the Olympics? I loved it as a child. Now I view it as the monetizing of manufactured nationalism often at the expense of countries who cannot afford to host them.

You wanna know how to succeed in life? Quit giving people the satisfaction of your reaction. Treat everyone you meet with kindness no matter how much they’ve wronged you. Be the bigger person. People are going to be assholes and there is not one single solitary thing you can do about it except for controlling yourself…

69 counts of indecent exposure? Nice.

If the Vikings are able to field an ACTUAL Viking, the Bears should be able to field an actual Bear.

Thanks for this post and I hope writing it was cathartic.

There are a couple hundred Malayan tigers left; just leaving them all where they live is maybe not the best way to still have Malayan tigers in ten years.

One guy taped a lad playing on a game and then in another skirmish played his voice back to the same guy. The lad ended up arguing with himself. He’s probably going to be the next Prime Minister...

Next week from Giri:

I didn’t do the best job, but I tried to make sure everyone was cool.