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Temps are in the 50's this week, but that’s overnight lows, so, you know...

I’d rather laugh at this right here (it’s been in the upper 70's for a few days, thinking about heading to the beach, unless it rains, brah)

Summer tires? What are these summer tires you speak of?

The director of the FBI laid out the crimes HRC committed and rejected prosecution

Like the correlation between ice cream cone sales and shark attacks.

David Betray-us took eight notebooks of top secret documents home and shared them with his mistress. The FBI found over 300 classified files on the mistress’ computer. Who knows who SHE shared them with?

Respectfully no, it wasn’t worse than Hillary’s email scandal

I thought it was an excellent article, although it did seem a little derivative of several of my previously published papers on the subject.

Happened to me - I said fork it, I don’t have tine for this shit.

Yeah, you’re right. We really should have gotten into land wars with Russia in Crimea, Ukraine, and Syria. And started one with China over trade.

Look, we all know the laws of physics are rigged. America has the worst physics in the world, and we know who the greatest physics manipulators are - China!

Alternate universe? No. You just never went to law school.

So the solution is to roll out and chill before getting baked. I dunno.

It’s a nutcracker! Sweet!

Now playing

I’ve heard dynamite works pretty good, too

Sorry. None of your stories speaks to whether the FBI did its job investigating Clinton’s email, or whether there is any evidence whatsoever to charge anybody with espionage. That’s why the headline about there being enough evidence to charge somebody with espionage is fake news.

Um, no. This is fake news, the same phony story that Bret Baier apologized for reporting - Fox just moved it from the news desk to the opinion desk, but it’s still packaged to look like news, and it’s still one hundred percent made up bullshit.

Not just “sponsored stories” - here’s a Fox News Video headline, from Nov 28, posted on Yahoo!:

CVS pulled the ol’ bait and swiss

the store can throw people out for any reason whatsoever