You got that right, my Niner

Same thing happened with IBM - the German subsidiary wasn’t allowed to export profits under Third Reich law, but Thomas Watson was all like “bitch better have my money” and withheld the hollerith cards that Dehomag needed, so they were all like “damn that bitch is cray-cray” and they found a way to send the money to…

Um, candied nuts give ANYTHING a decadent upgrade!

Don’t be a tool

how does Uber terminate the account of a driver

We have a long history of business owners willing to sacrifice money to avoid serving minorities.

Oh it’s definitely Uber’s problem. Uber offers a service to the public, and it’s not legal to discriminate on the basis of race, ethnicity, sex, religion, disability, pregnancy, etc. when you offer services to the public.

Then for every penalty, they would also call “too many dicks on the field”

Yes, he tried it. He does it constantly, and I see him everywhere around town, wearing cargo shorts, a tank top, and flip-flops in the rain, because that’s his warm-weather SoCal Uniform and it defines his coolness, and God forbid he should dress for the weather.

So you’re, like, waiting for your girlfriend to show up first, right?

Did you know that your odds of winning the lottery can go up by an astounding 100% just by purchasing a second ticket?

Same here, started when I upgraded to Windows 10 on Dell Inspiron 2-in-1 laptop

OK I’ve been watching for like 10 minutes when does the bike blow up?

progressives have destroyed our country

Um, no. That was Hugh Hewitt - he said in an interview that he understood Trump to mean

Not really fact-checking anymore. Because outrageous untruths don’t count as facts.

Sorry, you can’t have him. This is why America is already great.

Red car wrong. Period.

the original construction was big on states’ rights exactly for this reason

Nope - the people who are “fucking the poor” are the red staters who chant the mantra of “don’t give people anything they haven’t worked for” and “let the wealthy keep what they’ve earned.”