@Tommy Five: Find some astronauts, blend them up...

So general consensus from actual iPad owners only, who have actually written something longer than a Facebook update - as in, typed for at least 20 minute stretches. Worth it? Prefer a netbook? I keep on getting tempted, but want to wait till at least v.2.0. Anyways, just asking the relevant crowd, whom I'd assume…

@TheTXKid: Don't be, I'm glad you haven't finished it.

@FriarNurgle: LOLOLOLOL excellent.

@JabbaB: Link?

@FrankenPC: Good call.

Think Geek, I adore you and the caffeinated soup you sold me that I lather up with every day. Sudsy soapy caffeine? Yes please! :)

@albokay: I LOVE 2 buck chuck!

@GizmodoBansAreForever: Bottle, box or six pack?

aaaaand this is why I wanna go to Mars. One planet not enough? Help us colonise more! Why, there's a whole solar system worth of planets out there! More room! Bargain basement prices! (if you consider the value of a nearly unlimited land grab with little to no enforceable laws...) It's like the old Wild West land…

Loving the heels in the lead photo! :)

Thats funny, my roomies were looking over the Ikea catalogue this weekend. I remembered seeing those photos and thinking, how cool is that?

@JediMasta: Ha!! I love that quote. :) I can see him licking his finger and flicking the page!

I was already tired this morning; this just drains the energy right out of me. Sad as I am to admit it, I may need a break from all this rediculous negative energy. The hate to be found in our government, the profiteering at the expense of the rights of citizens sincerely blows my minds.

I don't know whether I'm happy that Gaga is standing up for us, or sad that she seems to be the only one standing up for us. How screwed up is it that a pop star like Lady Gaga is more grounded in reality than a former presidential candidate?

Don't worry, people. 4chan loves people who abuse animals. I'm sure we'll all know the culprits pretty soon, and then they can be shamed and embarrassed appropriately very soon. I'm just very glad that poor dog got saved and seems to be all set to go to a new home.

Instead of that crap I wish they would have had Scruffy hiding back there, sitting on a lawn chair reading Juggs. That would have made my day.

People, Nintendo works so hard on those mario games that the coders and game designers don't even surface for air more than once every 4-5 years. I for one still squeal whenever a new mario game drops, be it a platformer or mario kart. That's quite the achievement after 20 or so years. If this is all they need, I've…

Well thats all well and good, I'll just go watch the TV... Where's the remote honey? Oh. Well, I guess I just get the garlic bread going in the toaster oven for dinner tonight. Where's the toaster oven...? Oh. Honey? Timmy's plane is missing! You know the one you helped him build last summer? ...Oh. I need a scotch.…

@ppiddy: Psssh. Everybody knows the rosemary honey-butter injected Whopper beats the rosemary honey-butter injected Big Mac in taste tests.