What a hipster. What an ugly suit jacket! And the hat. And the smugness. And the weather. And the computer!! From the looks of it, it's a bleak day for the bride.

@ArmoredCavalry: Awesome photo! Look at the wake!! (And the firestorm from hell! o_O )

Hmmm.

@jblues: Genius!!

@BRuddy: Building Kick! EXPLOSION!: Racing stripes? Really?

I have an ex boyfriend who will be getting this, rebottled, for a christmas present.

@Stem_Sell: I am reccommending this for comment of the day. Awesome work!!

@Mekklesack: Wise words. :)

@EvanSei (lord of the gerbils): I really, really hate attachements like that. Not only would it ruin whatever aesthetic Apple was going for with their much lauded design department, but it'd be awkward, easy to break and easy to loose.

@Arken: Maybe not. His screen name is notverycreative, after all.

@CaptainJack: Agreed. It's a huge waste of money, and everyone knows it, but any politician who comes out in favor of regulations gets labled as being in favor of prostitution. I have a LOT of problems with prostitution, but one of the most pervasive and perhaps most ironically damning is that we'll somehow "clean…

@bdkennedy1002: Your analogy about Al Qaeda doesn't make any sense. Sorry.

@Andy Mesa: Nut-Gobbler, noooooooo!!

@Lactose_The_Intolerant: Yeah, but hey! Nice sofa.

@Stem_Sell: That's hysterical! LOL :D

@safil: I'm suprised there aren't more jokes like this in the comments...

I'm not really keen on the stylings of these watches, but I do have a love of battleships. Fun Muffin factoid: I used to be a tourguide on a parked battleship! Yep, gave tons and tons of tours to tourists as a summer job one year.

@Gregpooh: I think, unfortunately, that's kinda pie in the sky. Having sat in with a bunch of bands in-studio, you need a real presence there with you to fine tune, do the takes, work out the kinks and so on. I can't imagine any band doing a email-&-reply system for sound editing, mixing, arranging, etc. Not only is…

@CaptainJack: Good points. Self distro is only good if you can sell - and though you hear success stories, there are legions of people whose books don't sell - often for good reasons.

@bringdarukus: Awesome, thank you for explaining! :)