Powder does not approve of her lies. Truly magnetic people are bald albinos - everyone knows this.

Pssh. This is easy. Michael Scott did it on a whim! Childs play.

They're overreaching. Why not just use the screen as a fingerprint scanner? Its already a fingerprint magnet, just add the software and be done with it. Sheesh.

Put a dome on that island and it'll all be ok. You may even luck out and get a deep sea view!

@hdgotham (Hannah Wilson): I love thinking about this. And you're right, history was a really unshaven, unsanitary, smelly place, but Damn, did they know how to party!

@iRant: trees can grow even if they're upside down - just like a human born in space will still grow legs, so will trees roots. Or that's my hypothesis, anyways. :p agree in the rotation thing for artificial gravity though; I think that would just be standard design for a ship ferrying hundreds of colonists to mats...

This is badass. I really, really want a solar sailing ship.

I'm waiting for Android Twinky.

It comes with a videogame system? Seriously, how bored do you need to be to not be entertained enough by jumping out of the water in your very own shark submarine??

Actually, if they put that on the outside of their building, wouldn't it reflect tons of heat and help keep the place cool? Just wondering.

If they're whining about this, they must fucking hate Pop Rocks.

I wonder if Bama found the secret compartment in the desk yet. Bush put his weed in there.

@Nathan Cline: I want a red line, and I'd have it set up to only ring for the Domino's pizza guy.

@mtfmuffins: That, and Smokey the Bear is a lot more frightening in person.

Too bad it wasn't Koala bears, cause they're the cutest infestation ever.

This is a great story. I wish we could send them care packages, I'd send them febreeze. Like, a case of it.

@TheAlmeida: 3 - Starfox? No?

@SewerShark: Hot pockets. They can survive the vacuum of space.

@senorbelly:

@EBone: I'm really glad they went with the Red lenses, that photo would have looked rediculous without them.