If I bought this I'd be searching for pineapples under the sea. And I'd totally take it down to 20 feet, just to be like that.

@wingbatwu: You plan on taking a steadicam with you underwater?

Since we're all hopping on the "post your city's subway map", here's boston! Very easy to get around, so much so that I'm selling my car! It's mostly clean but very loud, and when there's a Sox game, avoid the subway like the plague.

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.1: I don't think you earn your "New Yorker" merit badge until you can off the cuff articulate the Subway.

Not in my house, but definitely in the mancave.

@Arken: Because anything not crystal is so blaze. Plus, gorilla glass doesn't give the nice "tink" when you toast with your glass.

@JakeMG: Ω Man: They are. They come free in every box of wine.

And as horrible as this is, we've made more impressive weapons since then. Weapons that make this seem like a firecracker. It's as if the living memory of this terrible event wasn't enough; it only served to accelerate progress towards more powerful means to annihilate ourselves. Man's inhumanity to man is…

"Miss Liu was apparently saved by the safety nets rigged up several months ago in reaction to the spate of suicide-jumpers at Foxconn's other factory in Shenzhen, however she later died from her injuries."

Maybe I'm the only one who's indifferent on it? I can't see ever buying it. Cool concept but in execution, it's kinda ugly and I'd get tired of hitting all the buttons every time I use the mouse.

Oh Saudi's. TRANSLTR already reads all your emails.

@junyo: LOL you're just sore they kicked our asses when we invaded Montreal and lost. Oh yes. We did.

@Stevox: What's Octothorpe?

If London Bridge is falling down, it's gonna take out a blimp.

@Arken: Are you saying a Boeing dreamliner or whatever new plane they build for travel is better? Blimps can be totally electrifiied. I'd rather helium than jet engines and their contrails.

@Ben R: @Baf2099: Agreed, how awesome it would be. Ever ride in one? I got to go up in a goodyear blimp once. It's such a smooth, slow ride, just like being in a hot air balloon. I def. could understand the issue with high wind currents at that elevation, but I still hold out hope that some day this will become a…

@EnemaBagJones: Genius.

Hmph. They missed their golden opportunity to case mod. A giant apple pie that calculates pi? I'd have a slice.

@Charliehorse: Thats exactly what I was thinking! Secret doors, fake paintings, hidden stairwells if you can speak parseltongue... it's all good! I also want a piano that opens a door to my very own batwoman cave when I play 3 dissonant chords.

There's already wood in the iphone. Every fanboy cueing up to buy one has it.