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I don’t blame her at all for being salty.

looks like i would need a tetanus shot just to ride in it.

hey live in a microhouse, and only eat microwaveable meals and drive a smartcar to work.

i dont know 6 other people i want to be in that close proximity to for any length of time.

everyone of those articles can fuck off and die in lava. i will never, ever, ever own a minivan.

These same miserable fucks who start the process early on. (This is the misery loves company checklist)
1. When are you going to get married. Its great!
(Divorced 3 years later)
2. When are you going to have kids? You have to, they are wonderful.
(Post on facebook every single day about how their life is a boiling

“I learn from the drivers around me and they learn from me—not just how to get faster, but how to be better, more respectful racers.”

Followed IMMEDIATELY by mocking the same people who are trying to give her advice because they finished behind her. yeah - class. 

my first thought was she’s young, and sounds young and full of herself, and if an 18 year old boy said “its funny, all these old timers coming up to me with advice, and here I am several cars ahead of me” everyone would shit down their throats.

that was my point above. its the polite and respectful thing to do to listen to and absorb your elders. Not mock them for offering tips.

that really isn’t mansplaining.

just make sure you don’t swing so wide that you try to make your little girl into a little boy.

you realize i was saying I was sick of being in the south because of WHAT IM EXPOSED TO THERE

I’m a member of a lot of south east racing groups on facebook and its been inundated with memes showing the moments of impact as ways to make racially charged statements and just general hate talk.

Its disgusting. I’m so fed up with living in the south. Thank god I’ll be on the west coast for the next 2 weeks.

that’s offal

My last 991 had chrome accents. They were pretty blinding. My new 991 has the brushed metal and it not only looks better (Chrome honestly looked kind of cheap) but no reflections.

TFW your porsche has black interior and you lost out on the free goodies :(

its a brilliant strategy for them. publish everything, let the cream rise to the top with 0 ad assistance, rake in 30%.

They don’t CARE who sells. Just that the overall profits continue to increase.

There is literally 0 reason for Steam to enact any restrictions at all. Which blows, because it makes discovery almost

as a developer with a greenlit game, this doesn’t give me heartburn at all.

[HUGE SIGH]

hey bud if the car is stolen what good does the plate do?

I got 3 jobs. I never have a short day of anything :(