well by one definition, an alcoholic is someone who drinks to excess, ignoring the consequences.

But i mean, one thing people who drink DONT want to hear is, that they have a problem. We’d rather make up “the 5 second rule” or the “7 second rule” to justify it away.

/butthatsnoneofmybusiness

Wonderfully written article!

Also: Scaramucci - Inspiration for Queen’s Bohemian Rapsody? 

what on earth would be the point of a deterrent system if it WASNT talked about heavily in the news???

The whole idea is to make people NOT shoot icbms at us, not to prove in real world applications that it has a 65% success rate....

if it takes me 10K to turbo my IS300 (which is a non turbo, 2jz engine) why wouldn’t it cost 6000-8000 to upgrade a BRZ at the factory?

That’s too much for this car.

its a poor man’s sports car. You want a fun to drive, peppy sports car under 30K that handles? Buy this.

You want to endanger the lives of dozens of people at every cars and coffee for under 30K, buy a mustang.

who gives a shit?

Even in -non-bro-culture- people typically come up with ironic derogatory terms for categorizations of human beings.

This is one of the few things that I agree with cons on, toooooooooo safe-spacey for my liking.

you fuckers are all the worst neighbors ever.

myth: Busted

people who hate tires annoying neighbors. No thank you joffrey!

why did no one take my application as a writer seriously? :(

I have cars, and know cars and write. So what if I’ve never written professionally before?

I’m even ungreyed!

dear god. Kate Beckinsale is awful. Basically at the bottom of my Celebrity-to-bone list.

No i’m not joking, and no I’m not gay. She’s vapid, unintelligent, WAY too sure of how hot she is, and by all reports, terrible in bed.

no thank you jeffrey.

why on earth do people conflate popularity with intelligence?!?!

The idea of larry page only having the same clout as jenna marbles makes me shake. :(

Clearly someone misspelled “ferrari”

In 2005 was it really necessary for him to wear a disguise? Hell even now? He is super rich and powerful but not nearly as identifiable as Bill Gates.

“So when are what did they actually buy?” 
I can haz grammmars!

Still a jeep...

who cares about ferraris and porsches when you have pacificas.

Question: Was this paid for? I never see this kind of copy on other articles. And to use it on a chrysler pacificia? Wtf

Wow. flashback. We had a red one of these when I was about 8 years old. I took a lot of beatings in the passenger seat in this car.