Dat hood ornament tho, its like a gun ironsight to aim at the poor people your one percent self will hit

This is pretty much the gold standard for revenge on cheaters.

Mazda 787B -

My employer handed me one of the same model for a few years until its lease ran out. Good reliable machine. I did a lot of AutoCAD work with it.

Yea, but you can’t use Sound Blaster audio...

Entry level *exotic*

I once dropped acid at a party only for it to be shut down by the police about an hour later. The timing was both good and bad. I hadn’t started tripping so bad that I couldn’t keep it together in front of the police so, you know, that’s awesome. But the effects were definitely starting to build riiiight about the…

Humvee Dumvee fell from a plane,

HMMWV FOR SALE

Jesus Christ people, the most fun you can have in a 4×4 without leaving your couch is a Range Rover.

*ahem*

I’d like to think that all the gauze and bandages are for when you burn fools off the line.

It’s getting bad. Someone stole the grille right off of this thing at an auto show.

That’s cute, A Leather Glove, but wouldn’t they need two of you?

Technically, you can buy a Miura S. Therefore, it wins.

Personally, I’m a fan of Bernie’s ride.

I’d have to go with a 2002.

Lifelong southerner, can confirm. Though I have never liked the combination. Mayo and Tomato sammies are also yuuge in the south. Not a fan of raw tomatoes myself, but that combination seems less odd.