You think the cheating stopped once they got in? How are your friends Santa Claus, Tooth Fairy, and Eater Bunny doing?

I actually heard a Congressman this morning say that this was different than say donating a building or making a monetary donation to a school’s endowment fund and their kid getting in, “like a legacy”.

God rest her sweet soul.

The idea of rich people getting all puckered up when cops show up on thier doorsteps puts a smile on my face.

The weird unspoken thing here is that bribing your way into an undeserved college admissions spot is perfectly fine so long as it’s done through the acceptable channels with the “right” pockets getting lined.

Her court case was exclusively dedicated to demonizing minorities as inferior and unqualified as part of a campaign of organized, well-funded racism. You’re booing the wrong person.

I wonder if Black Sabbath are embarrassed she’s wearing their t-shirt.

Oh they are fuuuuuuuuuuucked.

Abdelaziz wired a $300,000 payment to KWF, which the co-operating witness told him would be marked as a donation to help “underserved kids.”

Not if they made money.  You can’t embarrass brands. 

Motherfucking truth.

This is rather cynical even for me, but I wonder if her biggest concern right now might not be her mom likely getting jail time, USC kicking her out, or even the internet mob coming after her with a vengeance - but rather that her social media money trough dries up because of this.

I mean, if you paid that much to get her into college, just how many of those subscribers and followers are real and not bought (bot)?

“I don’t know how much of school I’m gonna attend,” she shared with her nearly 2 million subscribers, after explaining her extensive work schedule. “But I’m gonna go in and talk to my deans and everyone, and hope that I can try and balance it all. But I do want the experience of like game days, partying…I don’t really…

Who's Loughlin now?

If you have a few spare minutes, go read the indictment. It’s bananas. The first order of business was getting the kids extra testing time by having them allege learning disabilities. The guy running the whole scam told one parent to have his daughter “play dumb” when going to the psychologist to try and get medical…

They just don’t work as hard as MY daughter.

The funny thing is, if a black person works their ass off to get into a school, racists will yell about affirmative action. MEANWHILE.........

Those skills included walking around and standing in place.