Defense: "And that object could have been anything. It could've been an iPad. It could've been an iPhone. It could've been a remote. Anything."

Fixed.

-A cop. A COP.

Got all busy on the dance floor with this hot Latin dude. We went back to his place, got naked, and we weren't even undressed two minutes and his load was all over my stomach. Expecting to continue and push through to another orgasm I stayed in bed all sexy-like preparing for more. He looked at me quizzically and…

A Juggalo. I would elaborate but I don't really think that's necessary.

That woman who is dating her dad.

I love the saying, "those who love brutal honesty are more interested in the brutality than thr honesty".

in re: requested memo-

Do NOT do this on Tinder.

I wish the earth were as oxygen-rich as people are racist. The ozone layer would reformulate itself instantly.

Alright, guys. It's been translated for you by one of your own, so no more excuses and no more "I don't get it." Time to get with the program, or Terry C. will come pec-flex you into oblivion.

Maybe if the cops stuck with exercising their first amendment rights, and not moving to the other amendments, we wouldn't have a problem.

I did once see a workhorse evolved into a jackass.

Since this is Japan, most likely they will pixelized the privates instead. Now, scientist get to work on that, stat!

/Was going to rock down to Electric Avenue

I'm a Southerner and my family has lived in the same rural area for over 200 years. If there is a symbol to show the pride of being Southern, the confederate flag isn't one of them. Plain and simple. You want to show pride? Feed people who aren't from the South BBQ, have them listen to bluegrass, blues, or country,…

Someone can be proud of heritage and I don't think it means you're racist, but when heritage costs over 600,000 lives I am not sure anyone should be proud of that.

Germans can have national pride too but that doesn't mean they should start putting swastika stickers on their cars. That flag, whether you like it or not, is a symbol of a horrific past for a large chunk of our population.