The problem is that's not what happens. The judgmental attitude creates its own biases and prejudices instead. The South is a very convenient enemy to create that in the mind of non-South white people absolves them of the sins of racial tension in this country. "They're the intolerant ones - we did nothing wrong."…

It must suck to hate every single Gawker article but have the severe OCD that forces you to read them all anyway...

Hey buddy, my eyes are up here, too

10,000 years from now, they'll think they discovered the lost city of Atlantic Avenue

the puke is what attracts the microorganisms to start the reef. The Circle of Life.

-A cop. A COP.

Got all busy on the dance floor with this hot Latin dude. We went back to his place, got naked, and we weren't even undressed two minutes and his load was all over my stomach. Expecting to continue and push through to another orgasm I stayed in bed all sexy-like preparing for more. He looked at me quizzically and…

A Juggalo. I would elaborate but I don't really think that's necessary.

That woman who is dating her dad.

I love the saying, "those who love brutal honesty are more interested in the brutality than thr honesty".

I'm a proponent of gondolas. Cheap, easy, and most importantly, they don't fuck up the existing grid.

in re: requested memo-

Do NOT do this on Tinder.

Maybe

And yet the comet landing still paled in news coverage to Kim Kardashian's naked ass.

This is why I gave up on the movies when I was forced to sit through the second one on a plane flight - a ridiculously bloated mess. Jackson has ALWAYS needed the strong hand of a good editor to trim the fat out of his movies. Kong would have been awesome at 1.5 hours and three less climaxes. The first Lord of the…

At this point they need to at least blank out what was written. The only thing worse than a semi-permenant missing rectangle at the site would be this constant bit of propoganda.

I wish the earth were as oxygen-rich as people are racist. The ozone layer would reformulate itself instantly.

Alright, guys. It's been translated for you by one of your own, so no more excuses and no more "I don't get it." Time to get with the program, or Terry C. will come pec-flex you into oblivion.