The smell of Subway nauseates me. I've had people tell me the smell is welcoming, and delicious and actually smells like bread. It smells like bread for exactly one nanosecond, and then it smells like chemicals. Like many, many chemicals. Like bread-scented air freshener. I find it so repulsive I have never actually…

Right on.

Right? I can't think of anything less feminist than mocking a woman who feels like she has to dye her pubic hair in order to fit into standards of beauty. It's really gross and unamusing.

This is beyond cruel.

I once had a restaurant manager force me to eat creamed herring before the New Year's Eve shift. She said it was an Italian tradition. As a half Italian and a self-respecting one at that, I called bullshit, but she forced it on us anyway. She did a lot of other horrible shit, including faking brain cancer, but that…

But I should also mention I enjoyed the gifs

And she comes from a well-off family. I think her dad is big in finance.

Thanks! I'm gonna get going on that!

I think you're probably in some self-defeating cycle. On-line dating can be a shallow swamp of slime-suck where the participants rely mainly on looks to make decisions. However, I have met with men who I did not find initially attractive because their first messages have been great and completely absent of self-pity.

You're like a walking urban legend! Pray tell, where can I find someone of your ilk?

There's more to the parentage theory to support it. The prophecy Daenarys receives in Qarth makes reference to blue roses, which were associated with Lyanna Stark.

I don't mind is Bartlett doesn't tip...as long as she doesn't eat out.

I'm not necessarily offended by 9/11 Truthers, because at least neither side differs on how those thousands of people died. I am, however, deeply offended by the AIDS denialism. If HIV is not an entity and does not cause AIDS, then how did the medical and research community trick millions of people into dying of it?

Touche.

I thought the point of saying that "reverse racism" doesn't exist was based more on the notion that the "reverse" part is patently ridiculous, not because it is impossible for a black person to be racist toward the white race (for example). Like you said, racism is racism, but reverse implies it is something other.

Wasn't excruciating death introduced to the world via St. Louis?

That made my day.

Is there really anyone who expects a sex club to smell pleasant?

Deer just prefer Jennifer Weiner over Jonathon Franzen, disproving once and for all they are dumb animals.

The president's daughter was played by Mae Whitman— it would be pretty awesome to see Ann Veal fight aliens.