I'll know I've gone to hell and not heaven when someone offers me a slice of pizza and instead I get presented with a deep dish abomination.

All of the Yelpers I've known have been notoriously picky and unforgiving. One friend gave Umami Burger or whatever a bad review because their shit wasn't together...on opening night. Anyone who has worked in a restaurant or knows about restaurants knows you can't really judge a place in its first week. I just think…

Cuz I'm a hater and this was a guide for haters. Duh

Yeah, I really have my finger on the pulse of forward thinking here.

I used to enjoy movies, then, after becoming aware of "the season," Hollywood started leaving a bad taste in my mouth. In what other industry do people celebrate themselves for a quarter of the year? None. In what other industry do the only people who can afford what they're wearing get it for free? None (except for…

Don't read the Goldfinch if you want to read good writing. Won't find it there.

That's not what I said at all. I said that we learned about southern slavery and Jim Crow laws, completely ignoring our history of racism. As to your first point about Portland's anti-immigrant streak, I can't figure out how that runs contrary to what I said.

Well, actually, no, because drinking and driving is illegal, which means, in this country, you are not free to drink and drive.

Yesterday I actually had to say to someone "You would rather trust Jenny McCarthy, a woman who once dressed up as Miley Cyrus's tongue, than the CDC?"

I know nothing about football and I care not a whit whether the Pats win or lose on Sunday, but I know Boston. Bitching is Boston's birthright. Without it, we'd still be speaking with British accents. Embrace it.

I think it's unfair to say someone has too much time on their hands. I have no idea what these men did, but they seemed to work really hard at it and then derived a major sense of accomplishment from it. How is it different from knitting? Or mastering a song on a guitar?

I think that when there's such an obvious example, such as the South, the rest of the country's finger-wagging serves to deflect attention away from their own areas' problems. I grew up in northeastern Massachusetts, which holds itself out as some bastion of the American democratic ideal. Wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong.…

I didn't say he leaned slightly to the left, the dude did. After we had the Castro conversation, it became clear that he knew slightly less about the subject than I did.

-The Man in the Open relationship who thought that Fidel Castro was a benign dictator because he leaned slightly to the left in terms of politics and then asked me "where [I] got my information" when I informed him Castro had dragged prisoners in forced labor camps across fields of sugar cane, flogging them alive..

But if we already have the 7 and the shuttle, which run under 42, why would we need an above ground system? Why not run a new above ground system through 34th? That way, the L covers 14th and below, the 7 and Shuttle 42nd and above, and something in the middle? And a line at 110th to serve upper Manhattan/Harlem…

Guess she didn't get the Pope's memo that animals have souls and OH MY GOD what is wrong with people? I'm not even a dog person and I can see that is one adorable, lovely animal deserving of love and affection and food and a human who doesn't tie him to a train station.

A) Looks like a small trim and then he brushed the hair back.

Sometimes, while in law school, I'd take a nap in my car. I had a blanket in the back. If it was snowing, me, in the car, with the heat on, sleeping under a blanket...now THAT was the coziest. Why does it have to be car v. blanket? Why can't the ultimate winner be car + blanket?

Terry Crews and Chris Rock need to go on a speaking tour together. They could call it "Men Making Perfect Sense So Shut Up and Listen to Everything they Say." I'd go.

Are you stupid? No state should have the right to enslave others. They were not fighting for States' Rights. Every time that argument comes up, it has to do with white people perceiving they lost power because minorities gained a recognized civil right.. Don't like the ban on Jim Crow laws? Fight for States' Rights.…