Because Darth Vader.

The St. Paul Tribune reported the coach was popped by pop; the Atlanta Journal-Constitution claimed he was conked by Coke; the Melbourne Herald Sun declared he was socked with a soft drink; and the New York Post said he was assaulted by a dark-skinned youth wielding a knife.

That 30-year veteran Texas referee has clearly not seen me play basketball.

I need to visit Chili's real soon then.

Are you kidding? She's 22 but looks like a 35 yr old waitress at Chili's.

So she's quickly adapted from being visibly disappointed and disgusted, to throwing in the towel, giving up, and faking satisfaction. That's nothing new. Every woman I've ever slept with does that.

Singing live is hard. Here's an example of Aloe Blacc singing just fine.

I think the track he was singing to was fucked up to be honest with you. It was missing a large portion of the instruments that are usually playing when he sings the song. There was a lot of dead space and the bits and pieces that were coming through were not the melody and if you haven't rehearsed with said fucked up…

Why is anyone surprised to see Gannon looking dark and serious with Link and Zelda nearby?

Too bad no such country exists...

>.>

White people look the same.

Prevailing opinion (and logic) suggests he was only given a technical foul and not ejected because the fan did something that provoked him, and the officials heard/saw it.

I once put a new windshield wiper reservoir and hose in my Datsun 510. Then I routed the hose to the glovebox. Voila! The Bar Car. Fill the reservoir with your beverage of choice and all you have to do is push the squirt button and you are pouring drinks! Great for tailgating or any other time your vehicle may get the…

I don't think I'll ever stop carrying my camera at events like concerts, but recently I just try to take a bunch of good photos at the beginning of each set and then put the camera down for the remainder.

I'll make you a deal:

You produce the pic.
Then, icing your praises.

I am Catholic. In the catechism it states "A human being must always follow the certain judgment of his conscience. If he were to deliberately act against it he would condemn himself." Catechism of the Catholic Church #1790). What this means, is that if in your conscience, you truly disagree with the church (the…

"I choo-choo-choose"

Drunken Santa Bros. Always my favorite gang from the Warriors.

We're also a non-religious family, but I tend to think of Christmas as a holiday with religious origins that is now secular and for everyone. So if non-Pagans can celebrate Halloween, non-Christians can have all the Christmas they want.