I'm ashamed to admit it took me a full minute and 33 seconds until I realized the retardation was actually humor.

I need to visit Chili's real soon then.

Are you kidding? She's 22 but looks like a 35 yr old waitress at Chili's.

So she's quickly adapted from being visibly disappointed and disgusted, to throwing in the towel, giving up, and faking satisfaction. That's nothing new. Every woman I've ever slept with does that.

I seem to remember reading once that Americans (on average) have a higher rate of scientific literacy because of the broad based university system. Of course this effect would only apply to people who had been to University, so it would be interesting to run this experiment controlling for level of education. Would…

Singing live is hard. Here's an example of Aloe Blacc singing just fine.

I think the track he was singing to was fucked up to be honest with you. It was missing a large portion of the instruments that are usually playing when he sings the song. There was a lot of dead space and the bits and pieces that were coming through were not the melody and if you haven't rehearsed with said fucked up…

Why is anyone surprised to see Gannon looking dark and serious with Link and Zelda nearby?

Too bad no such country exists...

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Mix icing sugar with baking soda and let them at it. They'll blow themselves up! Apparently it works because they can't deal with internal pressures created by the baking soda mixing with the formic acid in their bodies.

White people look the same.

Prevailing opinion (and logic) suggests he was only given a technical foul and not ejected because the fan did something that provoked him, and the officials heard/saw it.

Speed Racer. It is my cocaine.

Never thought this would work in a million years, much less that I would love it.

I once put a new windshield wiper reservoir and hose in my Datsun 510. Then I routed the hose to the glovebox. Voila! The Bar Car. Fill the reservoir with your beverage of choice and all you have to do is push the squirt button and you are pouring drinks! Great for tailgating or any other time your vehicle may get the…

Garth Marenghi's Darkplace.

I actually think Galaxy Quest is one of the best (besides some of the others mentioned here already). It was a brilliant take on ST:TOS.

"Look around, do you think you could create a rudimentary lathe?"
"A lathe?? Get off the line Guy!"

Or...

"... and then it exploded!"